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2019-10-27 at 2:23 AM UTCMy vision got better after not doing wheede for a day, but it's still bad so I'm still getting it checked out this week.
I bought a bag of head shop Crouton to try to kill my pupils for work, it maybe helped like 10-15% after two heaping plastic forkfulls. It helped surprisngly well with meth comedown, it's still weak shit but I realized I have a like/dislike relationship with it (pretty apathetic, it's nothing special), it makes me feel sad kinda but also doped up enough to mindnumbingly stay on track. Made me honestly consider trying suboxone just through the semester. Suboxone was like a study drug for me, I read atlas tugged on it in like a week.
No, I can't do weed really. It gave me flashbang migraines all the next day and felt like brain damage intensifying, and I can't read on it because I can't see on it. Other than that it's not bad. I didn't meet any shadow people today even though I methed a bunch because I don't want to.
Also I'm gonna start juiceboxing next week I think, so we'll see what that does to me.
I wish I could use DietYellow too sc. -
2019-10-27 at 2:47 AM UTC
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2019-10-27 at 7:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER rofl. Nigga is flexin with 4 duct taped bags of bisquik and 3 color copied $100 bills.
I think it's funny he sounds like he has a deviated septum from sniffing shitty coke
Originally posted by Polygon oooooko of course. poetry is pretty gay though. saying i'm good at writing poetry is the opposite of manliness and has a high cringe impact factor
False. That's kind of an autistic thing to think, hip hop is literally poetry set to music (as all lyrical music is to a certain extent) and anyone capable of using the right side of their brain comes up with poetic lines unconsciously when they're isolated. Don't slut shame yourself for your prose. I recently learned about alexander pope and realized "essay on criticism" was the first diss track.
But yeah, some poetry is gay but some is also really fucking awesome but poetry itself is not feminine at all. Poets are notorious Heathens and mostly amoral. Howl should be taught in every elementary school in America -
2019-10-27 at 7:42 PM UTCI ran out of Crouton and now all my good feels are bad feels. Took a 3 hour shower which totally sucked and had inttusive thoughts that made me shudder so hard i think i gave myself a concussion
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2019-10-27 at 7:53 PM UTC
This one's good too.
Yeah §m£ÂgØL, but you have 3rd world shit brown eyes, so nobody can tell really anyway. Mine are brilliant blue and I inherited naturally dilated pupils anyway like my sister and mother so I'm screwed on or off, but ridiculously bad on -
2019-10-27 at 8:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano
do you have ukranian ancestry?
This one's good too.
Yeah §m£ÂgØL, but you have 3rd world shit brown eyes, so nobody can tell really anyway. Mine are brilliant blue and I inherited naturally dilated pupils anyway like my sister and mother so I'm screwed on or off, but ridiculously bad on -
2019-10-27 at 8:36 PM UTC
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2019-10-27 at 8:59 PM UTCim not complaining about Crouton withdrawal im complaining that my brain is bleeding
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2019-10-27 at 9:46 PM UTC
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2019-10-27 at 9:47 PM UTCHow do i get out of total isolation this is like a nothing life i have no friends
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2019-10-27 at 9:48 PM UTC
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2019-10-27 at 9:50 PM UTC
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2019-10-27 at 10:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo yes we kno you started smoking weed at a malice like age and feel cooler because of it but stop with the 13 year old super rad stoner memes. It doesn't even seem like irony it's just gay bro
You sound pretty mad about a meme bro. I didn't give it 2 seconds thought before posting it.
In fact you routinely try to read too much into random shit by other posters in an attempt to generate some ineffectual putdown.
It's pathetic and desperate. Don't do it, you look like a bitch. -
2019-10-27 at 10:28 PM UTCMmm angery 😡
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2019-10-27 at 10:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Big League jedi You sound pretty mad about a meme bro. I didn't give it 2 seconds thought before posting it.
You posted it because you relate to it and figured others would as well but it misses anyone but 13 year olds who smoke weed in circles behind bleachers and talk about doing things "on weed"
I didn't give it a 2 second thought either, these are just the empirical facts my gut reaction tells me in a millisecond. Malcolm Gladwell wrote a book about me called "blink (an you might miss the smartest most bigliest dick man in the universe)"
You have to try hard not to appear stupid, whether or not you are "on the weed" -
2019-10-27 at 10:38 PM UTC
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2019-10-27 at 10:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo You posted it because you relate to it and figured others would as well but it misses anyone but 13 year olds who smoke weed in circles behind bleachers and talk about doing things "on weed"
I didn't give it a 2 second thought either, these are just the empirical facts my gut reaction tells me in a millisecond. Malcolm Gladwell wrote a book about me called "blink (an you might miss the smartest most bigliest dick man in the universe)"
You have to try hard not to appear stupid, whether or not you are "on the weed"
Empirical facts from your gut, routed directly from your massively pained asshole.
The joke is that April 2020 will be 4/20. That's as deep as it goes, with exception to how far it went up your ass.
You are pathetic, and reek of desperation and buttfrustration. A guppy wouldn't take this bait.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-27 at 10:43 PM UTCBut stoner culture is objectively really really really fucking gay thoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-27 at 10:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Big League jedi Empirical facts from your gut, routed directly from your massively pained asshole.
The joke is that April 2020 will be 4/20. That's as deep as it goes, with exception to how far it went up your ass.
You are pathetic, and reek of desperation and buttfrustration. A guppy wouldn't take this bait.
It's not a funny joke and you're not a funny person. The fact that you enjoyed it enough to share with people you thought were as cringey and unfunny as you is insulting and shows the weak, gay lens you use to view the world -
2019-10-27 at 10:44 PM UTC
