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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    I ain't shamby and I havent done a quarter of the drugs in my 35 years than hes done in his 20 so strange comparison but I guess you can explain too.

    Is it that you're gonna call me bipolar?
  2. no, april said smh and that made me think of this, and he decided to grow a pedo stache which is lulz

    Apparantly he has a widows peak the size of texas like me but his hair grows pretty good usually, mine doesnt
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Mmq ur not gonna die,weirdo. What do u make of the fact that we are born less than 2 days apart?
    Why is one of ur passwords chootie(ur beloved cat. RIP)22??
    We are literally kin.
  4. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano no, april said smh and that made me think of this, and he decided to grow a pedo stache which is lulz

    Apparantly he has a widows peak the size of texas like me but his hair grows pretty good usually, mine doesnt

    Is he actually 20 because with that hairline, lol.
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  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Explain please ?

    Lol. I bolded the text."I have never wanted to be a basic & routine Girl & I hope I never am."
    Lol
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. I bolded the text."I have never wanted to be a basic & routine Girl & I hope I never am."
    Lol

    Ahh. Ok. :)
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's way past time we had some roshambo emotes
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Mmq ur not gonna die,weirdo. What do u make of the fact that we are born less than 2 days apart?
    Why is one of ur passwords chootie(ur beloved cat. RIP)22??
    We are literally kin.

    I am too gonna die . Stop giving me false hope. I just want like FOUR MORE YEARS. maybe die on my 40th birthday or some shit . Password changed to xhootie bevause I loved her and I never wont stop.

    I guess that's a thing about me. I would've had done that for my dad but passwords weren't much around when he died.
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  9. Originally posted by Vitamin G Is he actually 20 because with that hairline, lol.

    mines worse
  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I am too gonna die . Stop giving me false hope. I just want like FOUR MORE YEARS. maybe die on my 40th birthday or some shit . Password changed to xhootie bevause I loved her and I never wont stop.

    I guess that's a thing about me. I would've had done that for my dad but passwords weren't much around when he died.

    Ya. But it could've been chootie20 but u made it chootie22 & I think there is meaning there. We just need to figure it out proper like. Dance Dance Dance Butterfly.🦋
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya. But it could've been chootie20 but u made it chootie22 & I think there is meaning there. We just need to figure it out proper like. Dance Dance Dance Butterfly.🦋

    Well that's cute and nothing changes betwixt us but the 22 is in reference to emmitt Smith who I've loved since 3rd grade.
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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    LOL. Jesus Christ! Whole world shattering in recognition! Wow tfw.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I kind of really want to just not go to work tomorrow and then also never again. I hate he difference between having fun and then going to bed and waking up and going to stupid not fun.

    I've done it a handful of times at my job so far; just not going to work. It fucks others over but also idk they can not go too. Of course I'm not THAT shitty of a guy where I want people to get fucked but also I just dont care sometimes.

    Actro tier I just wanna be rich and not have to worry. But yes I'm like the rest of the 99 percent that have to care because of Bill's. Bills. I should be writing this in a journal and not here. Going to bed. Gnight friends and foes.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also I just took my shirt off and looked at myself HARD in the mirror and I really have lost like 15 lbs in 2 weeks so combined with the night sweats I think I really might have cancer. Ahahahahahahahahahaahahaa.

    Ok. Good fuxking night. :)
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano Was in a vegan butcher's shop





    Thought about flipping the open/closed sign when I left


    Who pays $14.99 for fake ribs? What manner of fuckery be this?
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ I am too gonna die . Stop giving me false hope. I just want like FOUR MORE YEARS. maybe die on my 40th birthday or some shit . Password changed to xhootie bevause I loved her and I never wont stop.

    I guess that's a thing about me. I would've had done that for my dad but passwords weren't much around when he died.

    Youre fucking 36. Fuck all yall.

    im 31 and look and feel like im 48
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm 32 and either feel 20 or 70. I've become so much better at making good decisions, its actually insane. Not drinking has changed my life a lot as well as really just giving a fuck, like most of my life I just didn't give a fuck and I realized that too late. I'm a fucking awesome person but I've really messed some things up and damaged myself and others and I'm kinda proud I don't tend to do that anymore. I'm really blessed with everything I have. It seems like a lot of responsibility is being placed on me, things that couldn't be before because I just didn't give a fuck but now I just want to build. I'm still never really happy althoigh I laugh a lot and are quick to smile and make other people happy. I have so much I still need to do and will do, God willing. I just think as long as I'm not in prison I'm fucking killing it and am hitting new records everyday for unincarceration.

    I love you, I'll shut up now because this is all too vague and nobody should have to read this
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  18. Originally posted by mmQ I kind of really want to just not go to work tomorrow and then also never again.

    I felt that.
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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