The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-23 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #2061
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Still on the bus just complimented a girl on her eyebrow piercing and she said thanks and then I got her number. Oops
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Big League Jew, 
   • Sudo, 
   • Vitamin G, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2019-10-23 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #2062
   

   Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by mmQ Still on the bus just complimented a girl on her eyebrow piercing and she said thanks and then I got her number. Oops

   
   Pimp daddy incorporated ^
3. 2019-10-23 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #2063
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Friends everywhere. That's kind of a reason to smoke. This GENTLEMAN just asked me for a LIGHT. not even a smoke, just a light to light his refry. So obviously I offered him a new cig. Then we fist bumped and I walked away.
4. 2019-10-23 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #2064
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Friends everywhere. That's kind of a reason to smoke. This GENTLEMAN just asked me for a LIGHT. not even a smoke, just a light to light his refry. So obviously I offered him a new cig. Then we fist bumped and I walked away.

   
   I like it when they're gentle, not rough.
5. 2019-10-24 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #2065
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   only 2 more months to xmas folks
   
   
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   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Vitamin G
6. 2019-10-24 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #2066
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc only 2 more months to xmas folks
   
   
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   What are you asking Santa for?
7. 2019-10-24 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #2067
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Vitamin G What are you asking Santa for?

   
   nothing, he's going to impersonate santa to get 8 year olds on his lap
8. 2019-10-24 at 1 AM UTC

   #2068
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by mmQ Still on the bus just complimented a girl on her eyebrow piercing and she said thanks and then I got her number. Oops

   
   post it for lulz
9. 2019-10-24 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #2069
   

   Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
   I might kill myself on Christmas Eve. Haven't quite decided yet.
10. 2019-10-24 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #2070
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    I might kill myself on Thanksgiving. Haven't quite decided yet.
11. 2019-10-24 at 2 AM UTC

    #2071
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sighhhhh
12. 2019-10-24 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #2072
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Sighhhhh

    
    Solution: drink more
13. 2019-10-24 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #2073
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by mmQ Sighhhhh

    
    Why the sighhhh?
14. 2019-10-24 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #2074
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Big League jedi I might kill myself on Christmas Eve. Haven't quite decided yet.

    
    take a swan dive down a chimney
15. 2019-10-24 at 2:16 AM UTC

    #2075
    

    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by aldra take a swan dive down a chimney

    
    Would a Fosbury flop down a flue do?
16. 2019-10-24 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #2076
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not sure it's festive enough for the occasion
17. 2019-10-24 at 5:33 AM UTC

    #2077
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Holy Shit m8s.
18. 2019-10-24 at 7:01 AM UTC

    #2078
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I danced for 4 hours straight. I found a new bar where they play EDM every Wednesday night and I think I'm gonna be a regular there now. Plus they just have a bunch of cups of water always sitting at the bar for people like me who need to chug a bunch of them and obviously people who are rolling and all that.
19. 2019-10-24 at 7:03 AM UTC

    #2079
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    People grinding and waving their arms
    
    Mq just there doing the macarena
20. 2019-10-24 at 7:08 AM UTC

    #2080
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Vitamin G People grinding and waving their arms
    
    Mq just there doing the macarena

    
    Yes. All of that happened. Also I was with my sister the whole time; shes the one who told me about it. Oh and she took a picture of me at the mario wall.