The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-24 at 7:08 AM UTC

   #2081
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut
   Is your sister hot
2. 2019-10-24 at 7:09 AM UTC

   #2082
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Vitamin G Is your sister hot

   
   Shes pretty. The mario picture is on her phone I guess. Damn it.
3. 2019-10-24 at 7:12 AM UTC

   #2083
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut
   Is she single
4. 2019-10-24 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #2084
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ask her yourself
5. 2019-10-24 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #2085
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut
   What's her number
6. 2019-10-24 at 7:18 AM UTC

   #2086
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ask her yourself.
7. 2019-10-24 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #2087
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut
   Where does she live
8. 2019-10-24 at 8:39 AM UTC

   #2088
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by mmQ Yes. All of that happened. Also I was with my sister the whole time; shes the one who told me about it. Oh and she took a picture of me at the mario wall.

   
   Just pictured AC Slater smiling in tight jeans as he hops the border wall
   
   
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9. 2019-10-24 at 8:51 AM UTC

   #2089
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut
   Is he single
10. 2019-10-24 at 9:54 AM UTC

    #2090
    

    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    He is the one and only
11. 2019-10-24 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #2091
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    No thanks I don't drink, I have
    
    
12. 2019-10-24 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #2092
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ I hope some poor kid out there right now is asking his mommy where his Leo doll is and she beats the shit out of him for losing it.

    
    
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    • mmQ
13. 2019-10-24 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #2093
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Took 125 mg MDMA for shits and giggles, we're catching the movie in an hour and they got recliner seats there. Spent the morning smoking Cherry Gorilla and teaching one of my friends to play Skyrim properly.
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    • Vitamin G
14. 2019-10-24 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #2094
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    Took 288mg of lope with black pepper. Last time I took this dose it was easily as good as heroin. An observation needs reproductibility to be confirmed. I dont want to get addicted to anti diarrheal medicine but all of the weed dealers only sell 1/8th oz for 40$ and up now. My parents give me a drug allowance lol
15. 2019-10-24 at 6:47 PM UTC

    #2095
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    Ive been so bored the last few days ive been sleeping like 16 hours a day just because my dreams are more interesting than my reality
16. 2019-10-24 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #2096
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Took 288mg of lope with black pepper. Last time I took this dose it was easily as good as heroin. An observation needs reproductibility to be confirmed. I dont want to get addicted to anti diarrheal medicine but all of the weed dealers only sell 1/8th oz for 40$ and up now. My parents give me a drug allowance lol

    
    Thought you had a job?
17. 2019-10-24 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #2097
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    It was seasonal. It was only 2 weeks of work
18. 2019-10-24 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #2098
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 It was seasonal. It was only 2 weeks of work

    
    Enough for one lifetime. You should now officially retire.
19. 2019-10-24 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #2099
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I guess I like edible weed now to some extent, I would like it better if it didn't take my organic 3/10 hallucinations into solid 6/10 ones though.
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    • Solstice
20. 2019-10-24 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #2100
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel fantastic
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    • Vitamin G, 
    • The Self Taught Man