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  1. Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 I hear back from them hopefully in like a week, I think the interview went well too. Im still looking for other jobs just in case. Since this would be a full time job i cant waste my money on spice which is probably a good thing.

    I learned to be fluent in mindvulyong gibberish by spending 4 months in turkey hearing literally everyone speak to each other in incomprehensible nonsense language and it broke me

    How much immodium do you need to feel high from it? I have enough for like 96mg from the dollar tree currently

    Man, fuck that shit. I forgot that Crouton probably constricts the pupils and I could have tried that instead without putting my heart in jeopardy.

    I need minimum 100 but less than 150 is kind of pointless. 200 will get a high going for a few hours but that's a heart attack dose.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano Roshambo went dark again… he last got kicked out of sober house for gab abuse

    How do they test for that ?
  3. They counted his pills
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 They counted his pills

    Is he retarded ?
  5. Hard yes
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  6. When I was in sober living I got a LC/MS 105 panel test every week quantitative and qualitative, so they could tell not only if I had taken my meds, but how MUCH I was taking per week. I kept getting gab and seroquel increased and didn't tell Brian and he would get annoyed
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Poor shamby. I wish him well. Hes always been real which I love. Unabashedly real. Dress up like a girl all you want. It's fine. Be you. I can empathize with his plight; not the dressing as a girl thing but just wanting to be yourself and thinking people wont like it. I dont knkw.

    I say that a lot= "I dont know." 35 years old and I keep saying it. I dont know.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Random fact that panther axe helped me learn just now

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  9. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Pot just doesn't do anything for me other than make me sleep well.

    and that's if I eat the edibles and not smoke it. I don't like smoking pot.

    if I was at a party where everyone was watching movies and offered pot brownies, I would consume and chill with you guys but smoking it isn't my thing anymore. but we would have to be telling stories while eating an hour or so before watching the movie. takes a while to kick in.

    I might nurse a beer but Alcohol isn't a think for me either.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Greenspam Pot just doesn't do anything for me other than make me sleep well.

    and that's if I eat the edibles and not smoke it. I don't like smoking pot.

    if I was at a party where everyone was watching movies and offered pot brownies, I would consume and chill with you guys but smoking it isn't my thing anymore. but we would have to be telling stories while eating an hour or so before watching the movie. takes a while to kick in.

    I might nurse a beer but Alcohol isn't a think for me either.

    An edible pot party sounds really weird. Hey pass the brownie?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just whatever bevause I noticed . 420 .
  12. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ An edible pot party sounds really weird. Hey pass the brownie?

    its like a regular party with BBQ and Beer and you also have weed for people who want to smoke and pot brownies for people who don't

    a Variety get together and movie night.

    Like a double feature.


    turn it into a fucking key party for all I care. 70s theme

    bring your hot sister over for me.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Greenspam its like a regular party with BBQ and Beer and you also have weed for people who want to smoke and pot brownies for people who don't

    a Variety get together and movie night.

    Like a double feature.


    turn it into a fucking key party for all I care. 70s theme

    bring your hot sister over for me.

    Haha. She is pretty. I'm her brother I can't call her HOT.

    Anyway what movie should we watch?
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A Serbian Film and then just repeats of unwyred throwing the kitties into the woods
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    16 minutes until I can watch Jeopardy .then I'm gonna go downtown if Shannon will that's cool but I'll go alone if I have to.

    I LOVE walking the streets downtown. It's my favorite thing. Like you just do it and you will always find one story per every walk. You'll bump into a person you know or you'll literally bump into a stranger and apologize or you'll blow a drag of smoke into a mom holding her baby and ask her why the fuck are you walking here with a babby?

    Then you go to THE EMPIRE or THE BISMARCK and drink scotch with the hard degenerates.
  16. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    We make all our pots from millet
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Greenspam Pot just doesn't do anything for me other than make me sleep well.

    and that's if I eat the edibles and not smoke it. I don't like smoking pot.

    if I was at a party where everyone was watching movies and offered pot brownies, I would consume and chill with you guys but smoking it isn't my thing anymore. but we would have to be telling stories while eating an hour or so before watching the movie. takes a while to kick in.

    I might nurse a beer but Alcohol isn't a think for me either.

    I bet you get really manic and funny when you smoke. I think you'd do better with stimulants
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck. Shannon has to go some faggot swimming class so I guess I'm doing this alone. I have to take the BUS. I rarely do that but whatever. :) day off and I dont work tomorrow either. I have like 40 one dollar Bills. And a 5. No other cash. Who cares.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha. It already started. I literally missed the bus by 30 seconds. Then I laughed and talked to this girl named Ashley. She just got on her own bus so I'm alone now.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I happen to work across the street from where I'm sitting so I'm going to go pee there.

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