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  1. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano I like Sam Adams and craft beers, meaning ~5-6% ABV and have enough flavour going on to where it doesn't taste strong yet hollow and crappy like Budweiser, which I used to like.

    Commodity beers are better in their lite form, like bud or busch lite, which Iowa has a weird obsession with for some reason. I even heard someone say that in a bathroom a few days ago at a wedding party. I haven't really been able to tell a difference between the two, but busch is more "country".

    I don't like drinking anymore though, although I learned a month ago that I think I like wine better than beer after buying my first bottle when coming off meth. I need to try a 4loko soon to cross it off the list though.

    4loko is shit. Wine better if ur not poor
  2. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Last go with MDMA tomorrow because I'm going to be starting Trintillex. Have about 400 mg left, I'd split it with my lady friend if she wasn't clean and sober.

    Probably take 200 mg and cap the other 200 for safe keeping. Just gifted someone 500 mg (you better have a scale nigga)
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm so lucky and blessed but goldang have I ruined my life lol
  5. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Don't ever think you are unlucky, remember that there are more atoms in a grain of sand than there are atoms in the universe.
  6. I am so goddamn bored
  7. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 I am so goddamn bored

    Are you aware of coin winking? Basically put a cup on a table, lay a coin flat beside it, then use another coin to push down hard on the very edge of the flat coin till it flies up, into the cup.

    Do 5 in a row, I'll give you a reward. Pennies work best.
  8. Originally posted by Sudo I'm so lucky and blessed but goldang have I ruined my life lol

    You zzaid it zizster

    thank you, I remember what I was thinking about at the bus stop today

    I typed a full pager twice on my phone but deleted it

    Boils down to I wish I didn't play such a huge role in ruining my life to the point where I'm too embarrased to transfer to the university I was supposed to go to that all my friends and community went to that I love and cherish still, but I ruined my reputation and am too embarrased to go there. My friends all graduate this spring anyway so I don't know that it matters.

    I like this school and city and major unlike hating all of my previous ones of those, but I realized I don't have to be here, I choose to, and I can choose to go there anytime but I don't know that the embarrassment's worth it.

    The psych program is "prestigious" up here if you can call it that, and they have a massive research oriented grad school, so there's perks of not going back absolutely, and right now I think they outweigh.
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  9. Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 I am so goddamn bored

    What happened to.. CUSTOMER SERVICE ASSOCIATE TURK SPLOOMAN
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just found this little fella laying outside in a parking lot, ABANDONED. at least I will appreciate him and give him a spot in my apartment and a name. Havent decided the name yet but it's not gonna be some clever play off Leonardo. Suggestions are welcome.

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  11. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Just found this little fella laying outside in a parking lot, ABANDONED. at least I will appreciate him and give him a spot in my apartment and a name. Havent decided the name yet but it's not gonna be some clever play off Leonardo. Suggestions are welcome.


    Dude, I'm glad you rescued it. I'm a huge faggot, I literally feel a strange sense of melancholy at abandoned toys. I don't know why, it hits me right in the Toy Story bone.

    Shell Silverstein
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha. Well me too. I looked at him and then walked past and laughed and then did a double take and thought to myself theres no way I can just leave him there. Maybe if it was all ripped up and dirty as shit I would've left it but it was in good condition.

    I hope some poor kid out there right now is asking his mommy where his Leo doll is and she beats the shit out of him for losing it. Like I literally hope that's happening right now while I post this. Ahahaha.
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  13. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Leonardo dastringcheese
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  14. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Someone did a chargeback for something i sold on ebay. Fucking cunts.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pee on Ricardo . Remember peewees mexican friend Ricardo ? I do
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh yAaaaah fam yaaaah wallowing in my own confusing insecure delusions yaaaas!!!!
  17. Originally posted by DietPiano What happened to.. CUSTOMER SERVICE ASSOCIATE TURK SPLOOMAN

    I hear back from them hopefully in like a week, I think the interview went well too. Im still looking for other jobs just in case. Since this would be a full time job i cant waste my money on spice which is probably a good thing.

    I learned to be fluent in mindvulyong gibberish by spending 4 months in turkey hearing literally everyone speak to each other in incomprehensible nonsense language and it broke me

    How much immodium do you need to feel high from it? I have enough for like 96mg from the dollar tree currently
  18. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Wait I thought Frumbob was shambo
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Big League jedi Wait I thought Frumbob was shambo

    No you didnt.
  20. Roshambo went dark again... he last got kicked out of sober house for gab abuse
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