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2019-10-23 at 4:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano I like Sam Adams and craft beers, meaning ~5-6% ABV and have enough flavour going on to where it doesn't taste strong yet hollow and crappy like Budweiser, which I used to like.
Commodity beers are better in their lite form, like bud or busch lite, which Iowa has a weird obsession with for some reason. I even heard someone say that in a bathroom a few days ago at a wedding party. I haven't really been able to tell a difference between the two, but busch is more "country".
I don't like drinking anymore though, although I learned a month ago that I think I like wine better than beer after buying my first bottle when coming off meth. I need to try a 4loko soon to cross it off the list though.
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2019-10-23 at 5:54 PM UTCLast go with MDMA tomorrow because I'm going to be starting Trintillex. Have about 400 mg left, I'd split it with my lady friend if she wasn't clean and sober.
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2019-10-23 at 6:01 PM UTC..
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2019-10-23 at 6:02 PM UTCI'm so lucky and blessed but goldang have I ruined my life lol
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2019-10-23 at 6:03 PM UTCDon't ever think you are unlucky, remember that there are more atoms in a grain of sand than there are atoms in the universe.
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2019-10-23 at 6:16 PM UTCI am so goddamn bored
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2019-10-23 at 6:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 I am so goddamn bored
Are you aware of coin winking? Basically put a cup on a table, lay a coin flat beside it, then use another coin to push down hard on the very edge of the flat coin till it flies up, into the cup.
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2019-10-23 at 6:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I'm so lucky and blessed but goldang have I ruined my life lol
You zzaid it zizster
thank you, I remember what I was thinking about at the bus stop today
I typed a full pager twice on my phone but deleted it
Boils down to I wish I didn't play such a huge role in ruining my life to the point where I'm too embarrased to transfer to the university I was supposed to go to that all my friends and community went to that I love and cherish still, but I ruined my reputation and am too embarrased to go there. My friends all graduate this spring anyway so I don't know that it matters.
I like this school and city and major unlike hating all of my previous ones of those, but I realized I don't have to be here, I choose to, and I can choose to go there anytime but I don't know that the embarrassment's worth it.
The psych program is "prestigious" up here if you can call it that, and they have a massive research oriented grad school, so there's perks of not going back absolutely, and right now I think they outweigh.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-23 at 6:49 PM UTC
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2019-10-23 at 6:53 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-23 at 7:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Just found this little fella laying outside in a parking lot, ABANDONED. at least I will appreciate him and give him a spot in my apartment and a name. Havent decided the name yet but it's not gonna be some clever play off Leonardo. Suggestions are welcome.
Dude, I'm glad you rescued it. I'm a huge faggot, I literally feel a strange sense of melancholy at abandoned toys. I don't know why, it hits me right in the Toy Story bone.
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2019-10-23 at 7:10 PM UTCHaha. Well me too. I looked at him and then walked past and laughed and then did a double take and thought to myself theres no way I can just leave him there. Maybe if it was all ripped up and dirty as shit I would've left it but it was in good condition.
I hope some poor kid out there right now is asking his mommy where his Leo doll is and she beats the shit out of him for losing it. Like I literally hope that's happening right now while I post this. Ahahaha.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-23 at 7:12 PM UTCLeonardo dastringcheeseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-23 at 7:13 PM UTCSomeone did a chargeback for something i sold on ebay. Fucking cunts.
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2019-10-23 at 7:19 PM UTCPee on Ricardo . Remember peewees mexican friend Ricardo ? I do
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2019-10-23 at 7:20 PM UTCOh yAaaaah fam yaaaah wallowing in my own confusing insecure delusions yaaaas!!!!
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2019-10-23 at 7:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano What happened to.. CUSTOMER SERVICE ASSOCIATE TURK SPLOOMAN
I hear back from them hopefully in like a week, I think the interview went well too. Im still looking for other jobs just in case. Since this would be a full time job i cant waste my money on spice which is probably a good thing.
I learned to be fluent in mindvulyong gibberish by spending 4 months in turkey hearing literally everyone speak to each other in incomprehensible nonsense language and it broke me
How much immodium do you need to feel high from it? I have enough for like 96mg from the dollar tree currently -
2019-10-23 at 7:38 PM UTCWait I thought Frumbob was shambo
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2019-10-23 at 8:09 PM UTC
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2019-10-23 at 8:09 PM UTCRoshambo went dark again... he last got kicked out of sober house for gab abuseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
