2019-10-16 at 9:17 PM UTC
Went to a different hooker tonight. Same house as before, but a different room - I assume the landlord is some sort of organised crime group that rent to prostitutes. This one was cuban. Her ad only specified half an hour for €60, which is about as cheap as you can get.
She was very short and looked like a latin american indian, short and very big bum and boobs. Ad said she was 21, but she was mid 30s, about my age. She was very businesslike, and told me to take off my clothes. She sat me down on the bed and rolled on a condom with her mouth. She sucked a little, used her teeth, and it felt really good. Then we did reverse cowgirl, doggy, missionary, then she had me fap while she sat on me and rubbed my balls.
I was done in around 15 minutes, but it was pretty good. I was impressed with how quickly she went through everything - maybe it could have been slowed down. It was very polite, hygienic and professional.
2019-10-16 at 10:28 PM UTC
ya, but did she look like crap m8 ?
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I bet Brexit will reduce the number of quality foreign hookers.
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2019-10-16 at 11:29 PM UTC
It's been close to 10 years for me. I kind of don't care. Care more about other shi t at this point like my finances and happiness.
2019-10-16 at 11:36 PM UTC
I wish I had a billion dollars. I would fucking just go down the streets handing out money to all the homeless people. I'd give them 100,000 dollars and just take a picture of their face. But never post it online.
2019-10-16 at 11:45 PM UTC
Sucking condom dicks maaaaaan
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2019-10-16 at 11:48 PM UTC
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Originally posted by frala
Sucking condom dicks maaaaaan
Its like buying a sandwich at a gas station and eating it with the plastic on
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2019-10-16 at 11:53 PM UTC
Goddamnit §m£ÂgØL fuck off
2019-10-17 at 12:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by frala
Goddamnit §m£ÂgØL fuck off
You were three minutes late. Go fuck yourself with a gas station sandwich.
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2019-10-17 at 12:03 AM UTC
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haha you think like §m£ÂgØL and §m£ÂgØL thinks like a dher which makes sense since his endgame for zoklet was to hitchike into a floridian assfucking
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2019-10-17 at 12:07 AM UTC
Hey the assfuckings hitchhike into me thank you very much