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I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?

  1. #61
    park police Tuskegee Airman
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  2. #62
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by frala Idk exactly what you mean by bad dead grip. I suppose it depends a bit on the situation but I don’t think cumming on the belly is a bad thing. I also think what a girl thinks about cum varies from person to person. Some might find it disgusting, others not so much.

    I meant bad "death grip". Death grip is when you grow so used the much stronger stimulation caused by cumming by hand that you are unable to cum by vaginal (or anal) intercourse, which is very different.

    For instance I have right now a bad case of death grip, and while having normal sex was pleasurable for me, I knew I would never have been able to cum from it. I was so used to cumming by hand that I was unable to cum any other way.

    I have a good example of this - in Nairobi I slept with a hooker, and was unable to cum when fucking her, whether anally or vaginally. I spent hours trying, but it just wasn't happening.

    I eventually jacked off on her, and we had a shower.

    After a week of not having sex I was able to cum inside her using a bumpy condom, and then a few days later, I was able to cum inside her twice unprotected (I didn't contract any diseases, despite those cunts with their stupid fear mongering about Kenyan prostitutes.

    In fact I just spoke to her over whatsapp, she's currently training to be a Pastry Chef, and I told her I might Western Union her some money now and then visit her later on this year. I was paying her €100 a night, which is a king's ransom in Kenya.

    Nice girl, as hookers tend to be.

    But the long term goal is just to have normal sex with a vanilla girlfriend.

    Dunno why that seems to be so hard for me.
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  3. #63
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The Nigerian Diplomat girl I met I cummed on her belly too. Seems to be a pattern for me.

    It's so much nicer going the business in the vagina.
  4. #64
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You paid 140 for that? Honest to God i don't mean to patronize, but lol.
  5. #65
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie You paid 140 for that? Honest to God i don't mean to patronize, but lol.

    Some of us can afford it, Soph.
  6. #66
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    what did i just read
  7. #67
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Grylls what did i just read

    Don't worry if sex seems unfamiliar to you young jedi. Eventually you will learn.
  8. #68
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Some of us can afford it, Soph.

    I had that coming, but she ugly dawg.
  9. #69
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Don't worry if sex seems unfamiliar to you young jedi. Eventually you will learn.

    dont send her money, how many other guys do you think shes playing?
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country But the long term goal is just to have normal sex with a vanilla girlfriend.

    Dunno why that seems to be so hard for me.

    Eh sometimes it just takes a while to find the person who understands you, but you will.

    Also, I see what you mean now. That’s why I would never use vibrators. They desensitize too much and I noticed I’d lose sensation during intercourse.
  11. #71
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Grylls dont send her money, how many other guys do you think shes playing?

    Who, the Kenyan? Probably none, but I don't even care. She is a great guide, and tons of fun to be around. She's basically a party girl, knows all the hotspots in Nairobi, and she knows the South Sudan too.
  12. #72
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by frala Eh sometimes it just takes a while to find the person who understands you, but you will.

    Also, I see what you mean now. That’s why I would never use vibrators. They desensitize too much and I noticed I’d lose sensation during intercourse.

    Didn't know it was a girl thing too.
    But yeah, that's why I had to cum with my hand today.
    It is so seldom talked about.
  13. #73
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Who, the Kenyan? Probably none, but I don't even care. She is a great guide, and tons of fun to be around. She's basically a party girl, knows all the hotspots in Nairobi, and she knows the South Sudan too.

    pic of the kenyan girl?

    and from experience in thailand, some of them didnt charge afterwards if they liked you
  14. #74
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Grylls pic of the kenyan girl?

    and from experience in thailand, some of them didnt charge afterwards if they liked you

    It's been so downrated by the J 3 W 5 at google that I can't even find you the thread with her pic.
  15. #75
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    And anyway what difference does a girl's appearance make when you're trying to cum into a condom you have on your dick shoved up her ass?
  16. #76
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country And anyway what difference does a girl's appearance make when you're trying to cum into a condom you have on your dick shoved up her ass?

    well that just sounds sleazy but i see what you're saying
  17. #77
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    BTW I paid the Kenyan girl, even when we had spent the whole night out together, I just left money under her purse every time. I didn't even ask, it was just like a thing.

    She had kids in school, so it all seemed appropriate - like a donation - and I don't think she wasted my money on nigger bullshit - and even if she did I'm not about to argue with a Kenyan girl about money, that just seems wrong.

    Besides, some black dude said when I met her that prostitutes would slip something into my drink and rob me blind, yet she was always a complete lady and completely honest - and I feel like that sort of trust needs to be rewarded.
  18. #78
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie You paid 140 for that? Honest to God i don't mean to patronize, but lol.

    Hookers are cheap from a wholesale POV in Amsterdam from what I hear.

    My Kenyan girl did a year there. She told me about it, she didn't like it.
  19. #79
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    how old is she?

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Besides, some black dude said when I met her that prostitutes would slip something into my drink and rob me blind, yet she was always a complete lady and completely honest - and I feel like that sort of trust needs to be rewarded.

    i think this is down to ethics

    a lot of times i would get completely wasted in thailand and id always end up with a girl who got me back ok, even bring me food and drinks from the 7/11 if i asked and id make her bring me the receipt

    i cant imagine that happening in a lot of other countries
  20. #80
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Grylls how old is she?

    My Kenyan hooker is around my age, 35 or so.



    a lot of times i would get completely wasted in thailand and id always end up with a girl who got me back ok, even bring me food and drinks from the 7/11 if i asked and id make her bring me the receipt

    i cant imagine that happening in a lot of other countries

    Sounds like Asians are really obedient and serviceable. You should stick with them.

    Slavish obedience is kinda a turn-off for me tbh, but whatever.
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