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I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country African Astronaut [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I mean is there any benefit to that?
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    HTS highlight reel
    A hooker quarterly keeps potential mass shooters orderly.

    Don't put your friends, family, neighbors, and co-workers at risk by staying an incel. Get a prostitute.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Do you want to have sex? Are you able to get sex for free?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country African Astronaut [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Obbe Do you want to have sex? Are you able to get sex for free?

    Every guy wants to have sex, and no one gets sex for free.

    I spent a long time as a genuine incel, so I lack patience for dealing with women's bullshit now.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I would approach one with some very carefully considered questions about human nature. With all the people they pleasure in their lives, they have surely arrived at some unique conclusions.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    go for the Hi end call girls over street whores,, or you could go to walmart with a several hundred in cash and just ask cute women what there price is while waving 3 or 4 bills in there face
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    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Why don't you just developed some social skills.
    Practice talking to your Alexa.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lol hookers. Prostitution is legal here but i've personally never felt the need. But it would be neat to bust a fat load in some hooker's face and then tell her: Go clean yourself up. Afterwards i'd throw a towel and a 5 hundo bill and tell her to keep the change because she looks like she needs it.

    Ha. Petty cruelty.

    It's funny even if it costs me 450.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I lack patience for dealing with women's bullshit now.

    They say you don't pay a hooker for sex, you're paying them to leave after.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Obbe They say you don't pay a hooker for sex, you're paying them to leave after.

    The only thing impressive about your plagiarism is how easy you seem to pull it off.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Maybe you should start with the dog and peanut butter and work your way up from there.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sophie The only thing impressive about your plagiarism is how easy you seem to pull it off.

    The trick is to not even be aware of it.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Obbe The trick is to not even be aware of it.

    Maybe i jumped the gun.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've had a couple of hookers when I was much younger and I guess if you have the money why not?

    The last couple times I spoke to a hooker one of them was off a dating site and I had the money to do it but I told her I needed to do it on my night off as I worked a night job. She kept texting me constantly and eventually I told her to leave me alone. And she relentlessly texting me calling me a faggot and I have to pay for sex lol and she wasn't even that pretty and was a single mom..

    The other said she had tek and when she came over she was ghetto af and I told her let's do some of the Tek and we'll play it by ear and she started screaming (I met her outside of my place) saying I wasted her time and I shoved her in the tits as hard as I could and she started screaming even more so I walked off bare foot to the store and got a brew hoping she would fuck off and called a real slampig to come over
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    actually now that i think about it I got this one awhile back, she said she would fuck me if I just bought her some cheese cake at this place and I was like yeah cool and it was good



    not really into hookers or even strippers though to be honest. I went to a strip club for the first time last summer and just went there to pick up hector and it was like 2pm and there was hector and I and some cringey dude and you see the stripper bent over just staring off while they played that nin song I wanna fuck you an anmial.. she came up to afterwards after this big dude was licking her cheeks and asked me if I needed anything and i was like can you put another lonestar on hectors tab please, thanks



    I haven't had sex in a minute to be honest but I've been fine with it. I got a bj while rolling from mashes cousin and I was cool w that.
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    Originally posted by Obbe They say you don't pay a hooker for sex, you're paying them to leave after.

    i pay them to keep my secrets.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Maybe you should start with the dog and peanut butter and work your way up from there.

    what type of dog you have ?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby The last couple times I spoke to a hooker one of them was off a dating site and I had the money to do it but I told her I needed to do it on my night off as I worked a night job. She kept texting me constantly and eventually I told her to leave me alone. And she relentlessly texting me calling me a faggot and I have to pay for sex lol and she wasn't even that pretty and was a single mom..

    What a cunt.

    I swear it's chicks like this that keep me on my toes, tho.

    Everytime I meet some fully cucked off the deep end MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING white knight that "respects all waman", I wonder if they'd have been better off meeting a few bitches like this one.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks What a cunt.

    I swear it's chicks like this that keep me on my toes, tho.

    Everytime I meet some fully cucked off the deep end MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING white knight that "respects all waman", I wonder if they'd have been better off meeting a few bitches like this one.

    well the thing is I hit her up on datehookup lol and she wouldn't respond back and I knew her type and so I hit her up asking "how much for the night" because I was planning on doing coke and using her and she responded back real quick.. lol I'm not trippin or anything it was more funny than anything I told her when I was off and she just kept begging and begging. I ent up having sex a week later with a lot hotter girls that would give me booze and drugs and were nice to me lol

    At the time I hit her up I just wanted something ez and guaranteed and knowing I could do whatever I wanted on my night off, cause a lot of girls will be turned off if you whip out a bag of coke / can't see thru one eye because you're so twacked out of tek and are either not speaking or speaking really fast lol
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I went 10 years without sex once.

    Honestly, I went a tad crazy, but it wasn't enough for me to shoot up a crowded public place or anything.

    It's not even worth it, really.

    Hookers charge like $100 MINUMUM, and that's for the low end chicks. You want quality, it's a $500 minimum.

    Honestly, just hit up pornhub and jerk it out, it's infinitely cheaper.
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