Originally posted by DietPiano
OHMYGAWWDD I AM SLIGHT O
Ohmygod that was bad.
Anyway, SWIM is doing his best to have three different insurance entities believing that he is and has been their only client.
In America you save money by not being on your parent's health plan, but I don't trust my parents to be able to remove me without saying something contradictory and making it look like I lied just now and then immediately did something to cover my tracks. But SWIM lied on everything else including his income so he could get the free health insurance, and then pretends like he doesn't have worthless coverage from his parents that doesn't cover anything except big fancy rehabs but he can't let Niggercare know that he has fancy rehab insurance or they will charge him 30k a month for his old bills, and he also can't let niggercare know he has worthlesscare or they they will deny all his other expensive claims as well, and there's another company on top of that that he's playing that figured something out about SWIM today and they put a hold on his gabapentin but I figured it out by lying again but I still have a couple quality excuses SWIM can use but it makes SWIM nervous that they will do their job and look up SWIMS info because two of them are under the umbrella of the same company but marginally seperated enough, but not unseperated enough to get enough info to ruin SWIMS day and eat hours of his time.
This retarded shit happens all the time to me, and none of it would have happened if I had the autonomy to remove myself from my parents' healthplan, but in America you don't have the right to uncuck yourself until you're 26, so if they have worthless coverage, you're screwed.