The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-10 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #1581
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   I used to love BertStrips but they really went downhill
2. 2019-10-10 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #1582
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • HTS, 
   • Sudo, 
   • larrylegend8383, 
   • Brain surgeon
3. 2019-10-10 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #1583
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ, 
   • CASPER, 
   • HTS, 
   • Sudo, 
   • Solstice, 
   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2019-10-10 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #1584
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   
5. 2019-10-10 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #1585
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   
6. 2019-10-10 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #1586
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Embedded image
7. 2019-10-10 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #1587
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is elmo supposed to look like a dinosaur or a homeless person
8. 2019-10-10 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #1588
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano Is elmo supposed to look like a dinosaur or a homeless person

   
   He's made of mold
9. 2019-10-10 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #1589
   

   Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
   I've been searching for a heart of mold
10. 2019-10-10 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #1590
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I have several hearty specimens I would be willing to sell
11. 2019-10-10 at 4:14 PM UTC

    #1591
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    For the first time in my drug test for the next two months I have been watching Dr in the same position and I am not black or white or any other race in the world
12. 2019-10-10 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #1592
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ppt
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
13. 2019-10-10 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #1593
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Cooked homemade shrimp ramen with Tom Yum broth.
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • GAAAAALM
14. 2019-10-10 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #1594
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice Cooked homemade shrimp ramen with Tom Yum broth.
    
    

    
    Ahhh the taste of sadness
15. 2019-10-10 at 11:28 PM UTC

    #1595
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Ahhh the taste of sadness

    
    What's wrong with shrimp ramen? At least I actually cook. That's not some shit out of a packet.
16. 2019-10-10 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #1596
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Niggas who have fast food delivered revoke their right to criticize home cooking unless it's a total disaster.
17. 2019-10-11 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #1597
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano OHMYGAWWDD I AM SLIGHT O
    

    
    Ohmygod that was bad.
    
    
    
    
    
    Anyway, SWIM is doing his best to have three different insurance entities believing that he is and has been their only client.
    
    In America you save money by not being on your parent's health plan, but I don't trust my parents to be able to remove me without saying something contradictory and making it look like I lied just now and then immediately did something to cover my tracks. But SWIM lied on everything else including his income so he could get the free health insurance, and then pretends like he doesn't have worthless coverage from his parents that doesn't cover anything except big fancy rehabs but he can't let Niggercare know that he has fancy rehab insurance or they will charge him 30k a month for his old bills, and he also can't let niggercare know he has worthlesscare or they they will deny all his other expensive claims as well, and there's another company on top of that that he's playing that figured something out about SWIM today and they put a hold on his gabapentin but I figured it out by lying again but I still have a couple quality excuses SWIM can use but it makes SWIM nervous that they will do their job and look up SWIMS info because two of them are under the umbrella of the same company but marginally seperated enough, but not unseperated enough to get enough info to ruin SWIMS day and eat hours of his time.
    
    This retarded shit happens all the time to me, and none of it would have happened if I had the autonomy to remove myself from my parents' healthplan, but in America you don't have the right to uncuck yourself until you're 26, so if they have worthless coverage, you're screwed.
18. 2019-10-11 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #1598
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have a partly written reply to you nn km §m£ÂgØL but I don't feel like longposting
19. 2019-10-11 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #1599
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice Niggas who have fast food delivered revoke their right to criticize home cooking unless it's a total disaster.

    
    I can cook good as a motherfucka
20. 2019-10-11 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #1600
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice Niggas who have fast food delivered revoke their right to criticize home cooking unless it's a total disaster.

    
    What's your recipe? That looks delicious and I've been wanting to make some real ramen.