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  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Lol

    All of that stuff is really gay

    Your weakass wouldn't last a day in my salmon boat.
  2. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I just found my father on Facebook by back tracing some 23andme DNA results and digging through relatives and mutual friends. My mother has confirmed it's him, I always knew his name but this is the first time in my life I've seen his face. The best part of this? The two mutual friends we have on FB are the two girls I've been hanging out with recently. I texted the one to ask her how she knew him without saying why and she goes "Oh that's my dude! We go to AA meetings together sometimes." He lives less than 5 miles from here.

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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm scared of taking LSD because my life is in a fragile balance rn that is subject to implosion at any time.

    Originally posted by Solstice I just found my father on Facebook by back tracing some 23andme DNA results and digging through relatives and mutual friends. My mother has confirmed it's him, I always knew his name but this is the first time in my life I've seen his face. The best part of this? The two mutual friends we have on FB are the two girls I've been hanging out with recently. I texted the one to ask her how she knew him without saying why and she goes "Oh that's my dude! We go to AA meetings together sometimes." He lives less than 5 miles from here.


    That's awesome, a lot of the time people abandon kids because it's "not the right time" and it sounds like it could be the right time for both of you. Keep us updated, I like stories like this because someday my daughter is going to learn who her real dad is and it's gonna be nuts
  5. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Oh damn you're an absentee father too, Sudo?

    Is she adopted or can I use this as more reasons you're a piece of shit?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Oh damn you're an absentee father too, Sudo?

    Is she adopted or can I use this as more reasons you're a piece of shit?

    I typed out the situation then deleted it because I forgot you're a snitch
  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I typed out the situation then deleted it because I forgot you're a snitch

    Right so, no, you didn't put her up for adoption. And you are a piece of shit who abandons their child.

    I'll add it to the pile then you deadbeat dad.

    And I've seen you make fun of Bill Krozby for this but at least he sees his daughter like once a year. My fuck you're actually worse than Bill Krozby.
  8. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm scared of taking LSD because my life is in a fragile balance rn that is subject to implosion at any time.



    That's awesome, a lot of the time people abandon kids because it's "not the right time" and it sounds like it could be the right time for both of you. Keep us updated, I like stories like this because someday my daughter is going to learn who her real dad is and it's gonna be nuts

    Well my friend just told me my father has leukemia now and is getting a bone marrow transplant in a few weeks from one of his sons, my half brother I've never met and know nothing about. I had a lot of resentment and anger towards him when I was younger but let it go in my late teens because its pointless to hold on to shit like that. Now it's more a sense of curiosity I guess, and it might do my mental health some good to humanize him a bit because I've always had him painted as a total villain in my eyes and I think that has an effect on my sense of self esteem and self worth whether I realize it or not.

    My friend says he's a good man and has a passion for volunteering and helping people now like I do. Pretty fucking weird. I need to get in touch with my grandma/his mom and discuss this (used to have a great relationship with her when I was younger but we drifted apart and haven't talked in a few years). I seem to forget she's my last living grandparent left.
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Right so, no, you didn't put her up for adoption. And you are a piece of shit who abandons their child.

    I'll add it to the pile then you deadbeat dad.

    And I've seen you make fun of Bill Krozby for this but at least he sees his daughter like once a year. My fuck you're actually worse than Bill Krozby.

    you do not know what you're talking about
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice Well my friend just told me my father has leukemia now and is getting a bone marrow transplant in a few weeks from one of his sons, my half brother I've never met and know nothing about. I had a lot of resentment and anger towards him when I was younger but let it go in my late teens because its pointless to hold on to shit like that. Now it's more a sense of curiosity I guess, and it might do my mental health some good to humanize him a bit because I've always had him painted as a total villain in my eyes and I think that has an effect on my sense of self esteem and self worth whether I realize it or not.

    My friend says he's a good man and has a passion for volunteering and helping people now like I do. Pretty fucking weird. I need to get in touch with my grandma/his mom and discuss this (used to have a great relationship with her when I was younger but we drifted apart and haven't talked in a few years). I seem to forget she's my last living grandparent left.

    dude, that actually sounds like a really perfect time to reach out. You're both at transition points from the sounds of it and can use someone there. I used to hate my father with a passion that turned out to be extremely unhealthy for me but now I really just pity him. If your father is a real dude (and is actually following things to do with AA) he'll understand your resentment and accept it for what it is. I personally wouldn't go through the route of "his mother/your grandmother" because that would probably seem like scolding to him. Go through the girl you know and set up a meeting time, even for a coffee, she can be there if that'll make it less awkward and might be able to keep you guys more "on track"

    I really hope it works out
  11. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo dude, that actually sounds like a really perfect time to reach out. You're both at transition points from the sounds of it and can use someone there. I used to hate my father with a passion that turned out to be extremely unhealthy for me but now I really just pity him. If your father is a real dude (and is actually following things to do with AA) he'll understand your resentment and accept it for what it is. I personally wouldn't go through the route of "his mother/your grandmother" because that would probably seem like scolding to him. Go through the girl you know and set up a meeting time, even for a coffee, she can be there if that'll make it less awkward and might be able to keep you guys more "on track"

    I really hope it works out

    I wasn't going to go through his mom for the potential meeting, I would definitely use my friend for that, I was going to contact her mainly because I haven't and also to kind of run things by her and get her opinion/perspective on it. She always wanted me to meet him when I was younger and I always shut her down and said absolutely not.
  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo you do not know what you're talking about

    basically a girl told me she was getting an abortion but instead went back to her other baby daddy who I cuckholded and I didn't find out until I was already incarcerated. Afterwards I saw my daughter a few times while they were broken up but she was really just interested in pursuing a relationship I did not want and grew tired of me telling her not to be a cokewhore (see thread: my baby mammer is a cokewhore) and trying to ensure my daughter did not grow up to be a mutt. She blocked my number and social media and is back with her other baby daddy and I don't know where they live. I also may have a son I've been discussing getting a paternity test with the childs mother, who submits there's a distinct possibility it is mine, however her ex boyfriend has been awarded some custody rights through court so it's another really weird situation if it turns out it's mine. This is what happens when you go to jail and people forget about you

    Idk how you think being in jail makes that okay.

    You should've already taken it to court. Especially for the cokewhore lady.

    I mean I consulted a lawyer for a kid who wasnt even mine and went down to take a paternity test myself. Had it been mine I'd 100% have custody and that kid would not be in foster care getting his face burned by negligent caretakers.

    Who knows what shit they may be going through because you are afraid of responsibility.

    You can call me a fat spic but it doesn't make what you're doing any less shit. Go be in your kid's lives. It's not hard to track people down with the internet. I helped my friend find his father, who turned out to be a rapist that had fathered 3 girls my friend never knew about.

    If you know her full name and birthday and at least some history (places lived, old jobs, etc) its really easy.
  13. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I wasn't going to go through his mom for the potential meeting, I would definitely use my friend for that, I was going to contact her mainly because I haven't and also to kind of run things by her and get her opinion/perspective on it. She always wanted me to meet him when I was younger and I always shut her down and said absolutely not.

    IIRC you were adamant about that even a few months ago. Good luck though. I hope you get whatever you're searching for by meeting him.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Idk how you think being in jail makes that okay.

    You should've already taken it to court. Especially for the cokewhore lady.

    I mean I consulted a lawyer for a kid who wasnt even mine and went down to take a paternity test myself. Had it been mine I'd 100% have custody and that kid would not be in foster care getting his face burned by negligent caretakers.

    Who knows what shit they may be going through because you are afraid of responsibility.

    You can call me a fat spic but it doesn't make what you're doing any less shit. Go be in your kid's lives. It's not hard to track people down with the internet. I helped my friend find his father, who turned out to be a rapist that had fathered 3 girls my friend never knew about.

    If you know her full name and birthday and at least some history (places lived, old jobs, etc) its really easy.

    You don't know how custody battles work in this country. Also cokewhore is adopted (open) so she can justify it and will hopefully allow me to have access later, as her adoptive parents did. barring that I will start the process when I have a living situation more amenable to a childs presence.

    Did you get a paternity test to prove hydros kid wasn't yours?
  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo You don't know how custody battles work in this country. Also cokewhore is adopted (open) so she can justify it and will hopefully allow me to have access later, as her adoptive parents did. barring that I will start the process when I have a living situation more amenable to a childs presence.

    Did you get a paternity test to prove hydros kid wasn't yours?

    OH, maybe THEN you'll be ready, right? Fuck the kid you need everything perfect first.

    And yes, I did. I had to hide it from her but I did it before his first birthday.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG OH, maybe THEN you'll be ready, right? Fuck the kid you need everything perfect first.

    And yes, I did. I had to hide it from her but I did it before his first birthday.

    you don't have any idea of what you're talking about which sums you up pretty well if you prefix it with gay brown and dumb
  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo you don't have any idea of what you're talking about which sums you up pretty well if you prefix it with gay brown and dumb

    mhmm

    Sure thing sudo. Good escape tactic. Doesn't make you any less of a massive shitbag. I wonder, did Islam teach you to abandon your children?
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