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  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    What do you mean a donald trump flavor

    All i can find is that story about the Whitehouse meeting where trump had everyone get one scoop of ice cream while he got two
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Orange of course you mong.
  3. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Orange of course you mong.

    Das sherbert
  4. Originally posted by DietPiano Like 48mg, idk whether thats closer to <150 or 200

    Yeah, fuck dope. I dont wanna die on fent and be strung out, semi synths arent so sedating.

    Yeah I thought about selling it along with tramadol but I felt god awful, not that it didn't make me feel way way worse





    I legit thought you were gonna say that you were gonna swan dive there, no offense

    I take back what I said about ben and jerrys being just average, if you go to the parlour and get a made fresh waffle cone fudge dipped sprinkles its so soft abd deliscious, I got some kind of cinnamon bun thing and the cinnamon was sweet instead of spicy, which I hate.

    They made a donald trump flavour a while ago I tried to be an undercover SJW and it was terrible.

    The Ben guy from Ben and Jerry's has a medical condition which leaves him with almost no sense of smell which is one of the reasons why they focus so much on texture of the ice cream and putting stuff in it.
  5. And DP do you really think Ohio is beautiful enough to have a waterfall high enough to kill you if you jumped off it?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Technologist victim of incest
    I know you didn’t ask me Solstice but there is one in hocking hills. They have zip line tours, camping, cabins, all kinds of activities. It gets really busy down there when the leaves are changing.

    The further south you go in Ohio the bigger the mountains get. It’s the beginning of
    Appalachia.
  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist I know you didn’t ask me Solstice but there is one in hocking hills. They have zip line tours, camping, cabins, all kinds of activities. It gets really busy down there when the leaves are changing.

    The further south you go in Ohio the bigger the mountains get. It’s the beginning of
    Appalachia.

    Wow that's cool.

    I've been through southern IL and it's depressingly flat.

    Alabama is pretty sweet tho, they could have a good tourism industry. Nice beaches too.
  8. how much lsd do u need to figure out you're a fat sack of shit
  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š how much lsd do u need to figure out you're a fat sack of shit

    Idk want me to send you the LSD and you can tell us?
  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Yeah it’s a super boring ride to see my Mom 2.5 hrs north of here.

    But to go down where my hubby is from, about 1.5 hrs south of here, you begin to see large ass hills that turn into mountains before you hit the border of Kentucky.
  11. Originally posted by 8stringflinG Idk want me to send you the LSD and you can tell us?

    yeah do that pm me
  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š yeah do that pm me

    Wait but that would mean you got drugs off the INTERNET
  13. clearnet drugs is the same thing

    darknet requires installing tor and buying bitcoin which takes 5seconds more effort than i need for drugs i dont really want

    plus you'd be sending it for free so i can self-actualize
  14. Illinois is the worst state. Its disgusting and horrible and boring and expensive and terrible people
  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Illinois is the worst state. Its disgusting and horrible and boring and expensive and terrible people

    Nah it's pretty decent if you're not a poorfag like yourself.
  16. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I'm moving soon tho to somewhere more mountainous
  17. Originally posted by 8stringflinG Nah it's pretty decent if you're not a poorfag like yourself.

    No its not. Name how it isnt an ugly piece of shit
  18. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano No its not. Name how it isnt an ugly piece of shit

    Has many of the top public schools in the nation.

    Vibrant and internationally recognized city of Chicago.

    Legal marijuana.

    Democratic majority.

    Access to Lake Michigan and salmon fishing.

    Mississippi river.

    Shawnee and other gorgeous parks.

    Home of Abraham Lincoln and many preserved Illini ruins and historical centers.

    World class museums and wildlife centers.

    Willis Tower is the tallest building in the USA.

    Six Flags.

    Large underground cave system with unique wildlife.
  19. Lol

    All of that stuff is really gay
  20. Originally posted by Technologist Yeah it’s a super boring ride to see my Mom 2.5 hrs north of here.

    But to go down where my hubby is from, about 1.5 hrs south of here, you begin to see large ass hills that turn into mountains before you hit the border of Kentucky.

    When I was a teenager I used to have a girlfriend in Hamilton County not far from the Kentucky state line and her town in particular is one of the saddest places I've ever been to. The type of place where the main attractions are a post office, convenience store, and one Olive Garden. Her and her family were all major hicks though.

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