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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    This waddle talk reminded me of this little FLICK. anyone else SEENT this? The end of the film is pretty rich.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ FUCK MY SHIT AND CALL ME ERNIE!!

    Classic Ernie lookin ass nigga.
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  4. Bought an NBA player ssn turns out its Tony Parker
    Scratched the serial number off my gun with a sharpie marker
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  5. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I was looking for somebody all day but I fear the worst. Damn internet friendships grrr
  6. dank
  7. Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Yall niggas ever eat a 3 cheese sausage? No homo though.

    Lol only OGs understand that reference
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  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Morning Solstice. Sounds like you’re doing well. When do you start your new job?
  9. Eh I feel like shit honestly. I start Monday. I found one of my last stray capsules of MDMA last night and might eat it later after I get done volunteering at the animal shelter, my friend finally has all her shit moved into her new apartment and asked me to come help her unpack later so that should be perfect.

    Real MD is always super relaxing to me in reasonable doses, don't feel all cracked out, kills all anxiety and fear etc.
  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Did I see you say she is quitting heroin? That’s gonna be tough.
  11. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I was looking for somebody all day but I fear the worst. Damn internet friendships grrr

    I'm right here
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Bought an NBA player ssn turns out its Tony Parker
    Scratched the serial number off my gun with a sharpie marker

    colored my dick darker and drew some tats on Travis barker
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Originally posted by Technologist Did I see you say she is quitting heroin? That’s gonna be tough.

    Nah that's this girls friend, who I'm also friends with now and today is day 2 for her but I haven't heard from her in over 24 hours now so I'm thinking she either relapsed and is shooting up in a gutter somewhere or the meth dealer boyfriend she just broke up with killed her in a fit of amphetamine rage. I'd like to think she's just too busy being sick in bed and shitting herself from WD to respond but I fear one of the other two scenarios is more likely for this girl in particular.
  14. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I've got a date Friday with a traditional Christian Mexican girl who makes flan and shit.
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Eating ass is Christian
  16. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Eating ass is Christian

    You think?
  17. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Ya


    Originally posted by Sudo colored my dick darker and drew some tats on Travis barker

    Tator tots are a big thing here and I don't know why you would ever want tots over fries, even if they're done up theu're still nevee as good, they taste exactly like they did in school
  19. Someone gave me a whole bunch more dilaudid out of nowhere for free lol
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG I've got a date Friday with a traditional Christian Mexican girl who makes flan and shit.

    I thought you've had a girlfriend for close to a year now.

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