The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-09-25 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #1041
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano Idk if I already said this but being a pedophile isnt wrong, thats some new age hipster bullshit.

   
   Depends on what you do with that pedophilia.
   
   Basically the only moral thing to do is suppress it and seek treatment before you end up hurting children.
2. 2019-09-25 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #1042
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra lol wut
   
   
   you're a tremendous faggot for taking that course though

   
   Yeah pretty much gont
   
   I needed a diversity & social justice warrior class as well as another writing intensive, so that was one of the few courses that double donged
3. 2019-09-25 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #1043
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   When I first went to university I was so alienated and paranoid I didn't talk to anyone really but still found my way into a relationship with a pretty cool Nigerian. Now I talk to every girl I can about the stupidest of things just to gage their reaction to me. I really just want to bang this skanky red haired girl who sits in the back but I'm always late and seats are taken around her. Today I sat next to this nice blonde, boring white girl and we talked about life for a minute but I could tell she didn't know anything about it so Ima arrive early next week and check the redhead
4. 2019-09-25 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #1044
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by DietPiano How should I get into the shorts of this half Asian girl I sit by in my sex class, she's obviously still a teenager and she's into really freshmany things, so I think it'll be really easy to infect her mind with my penis ideas because I'm older and have more to offer her because she's shy and you can just tell by her freshmanny persona that she's really into older guys and she's hungry for my penis, I don't wanna be with her I just want to borrow her for a minute, I already have her number.

   
   Invite her to your place and smash her over the head with a cast iron skillet.
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   • Sudo
5. 2019-09-25 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #1045
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG Depends on what you do with that pedophilia.
   
   Basically the only moral thing to do is suppress it and seek treatment before you end up hurting children.

   
   Loving children is literally the opposite of hurting them
   
   Duh
6. 2019-09-25 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #1046
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano Loving children is literally the opposite of hurting them
   
   Duh

   
   I love children and I have no inclination to fuck them.
   
   This weekend I gave ukulele lessons to a 9 year old and she cuddled up to me while watching the Wizard of Oz.
   
   Someone who'd take advantage of such innocence is fucking despicable.
7. 2019-09-25 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #1047
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo When I first went to university I was so alienated and paranoid I didn't talk to anyone really but still found my way into a relationship with a pretty cool Nigerian. Now I talk to every girl I can about the stupidest of things just to gage their reaction to me. I really just want to bang this skanky red haired girl who sits in the back but I'm always late and seats are taken around her. Today I sat next to this nice blonde, boring white girl and we talked about life for a minute but I could tell she didn't know anything about it so Ima arrive early next week and check the redhead

   
   Do you ever bring up prison to any of them, or is that a turn off?
8. 2019-09-25 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #1048
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   did you point out the hanging midget in the forest
9. 2019-09-25 at 4:32 AM UTC

   #1049
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Or how pretty Dorothy's tight little snatch is?
10. 2019-09-25 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #1050
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra did you point out the hanging midget in the forest

    
    Lol yes and also how the 20th century lion attacked and killed somebody immediately after they filmed it roaring.
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    • aldra
11. 2019-09-25 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #1051
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG I love children and I have no inclination to fuck them.
    
    This weekend I gave ukulele lessons to a 9 year old and she cuddled up to me while watching the Wizard of Oz.
    
    Someone who'd take advantage of such innocence is fucking despicable.

    
    You're really displaying all the warning signs though. I feel if a parent is negligent enough to send their child to your house unaccompanied they deserve to be charged with child endangerment.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by DietPiano Do you ever bring up prison to any of them, or is that a turn off?

    
    I don't usually bring it up for a while, if at all. I was with a girl while i was on house arrest who was unaware of this. In my experience university girls would immensely prefer a man who would do well in prison than one who has done well in prison. They're pretty naive but pretty judgey too and unpacking the "ex convict baggage" can be too intimidating for a lot of them. Crim majors will always have lots of really stupid tedious questions I don't respond well to, making them feel dumb. You want to get to know them first, being a convict is definitely not an opener...
12. 2019-09-25 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #1052
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I don't know what makes you think they were unaccompanied. Anyway I've been babysitting these kids since they were born. They luv me. It's a thing kids do when you're not an immoral muslim convict hypocrite.
    
    Pretty much everyone loves me. Young, old, straight, gay, male, female. What can I say?
13. 2019-09-25 at 4:47 AM UTC

    #1053
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who would wanna be with some dumb bitch who gives a shit about your criminal history ?
    
    Lol well actually maybe it depends on the nature of the crimes, but if a girl wouldn't date me because I've been incarcerated I would be happy to send her on her way.
14. 2019-09-25 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #1054
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Who would wanna be with some dumb bitch who gives a shit about your criminal history ?
    
    Lol well actually maybe it depends on the nature of the crimes, but if a girl wouldn't date me because I've been incarcerated I would be happy to send her on her way.

    
    All you have is DUIs right?
15. 2019-09-25 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #1055
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG All you have is DUIs right?

    
    Haha. No.
16. 2019-09-25 at 4:59 AM UTC

    #1056
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    sunu
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    • mmQ
17. 2019-09-25 at 5 AM UTC

    #1057
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    do doo
18. 2019-09-25 at 5:33 AM UTC

    #1058
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you'd have to put a brace or something on them so they can't bend their knees if you want them to waddle
19. 2019-09-25 at 5:34 AM UTC

    #1059
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    That's when she reveals she's actually a 900 year old witch
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    • mmQ
20. 2019-09-25 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #1060
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    flajajalajagulamoungstapuolxajula