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  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG SpectraL having trouble grasping the concept

    I'm crying false advertising. I want a real Impossible Burger that doesn't exist.
  2. #22
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm crying false advertising. I want a real Impossible Burger that doesn't exist.

    Alright I'll ship one to you for $50usd plus $10usd for international shipping
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Alright I'll ship one to you for $50usd plus $10usd for international shipping

    Can I get that delivery shipped through Impossible Shipping, please?
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG There's no way they use sanitary practice in those places. Probably the same grill and same spatula. I would not trust a fast food veggie burger if i was a vegetarian. Just buy the same patties at the store.

    I probably know more than most here about food safety (I trained different locations on it while the company was adding extra thingies, had to do a bunch of testing) and the requirements for vegetarian and gluten free and etc etc are downright oppressive and inane and no way min wage workers are following that shit.

    You're a fucking retard
  5. #25
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're a fucking retard

    Lol you're just mad because I'm younger and got promoted higher than you ever could dream of
  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    No I'm not just being real you faggit
  7. #27
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby No I'm not just being real you faggit

    Real retarded
  8. #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm also paying in Impossible Money.
  9. #29
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S yah – which made it even tastier.

    That's good. I cant stand over cooked eggs. I'll send them back until cooked right. It's the only way my goryl friend can learn to cook them right. :p 😑
  10. #30
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Alright I'll ship one to you for $50usd plus $10usd for international shipping

    Lol. They outlawed Shipping and Handling cost in the USA so now they call it Shipping and Processing .. Makes me laugh at these loopholes you know will happen
  11. #31
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Lol. They outlawed Shipping and Handling cost in the USA so now they call it Shipping and Processing .. Makes me laugh at these loopholes you know will happen

    When you privatize the shipping industry of course it'll happen
  12. #32
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG When you privatize the shipping industry of course it'll happen

    No you missed the point. To charge for shipping and "handling" the law apparently viewed one in the same, but to process can be viewed as a separate entity. So instead of S&H it's now S&P .. but the entire process of both is the same.
  13. #33
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Veggie burger from what I gather. Definitely does not taste real. There is no way Burger King figured that out
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The major flaw is the fuckin name of the thing. Impossible Whopper.

    "Hi how are you say I already know what I need why don't you just give me 4 of them delicious Impossible Whoppers and make them as impossible as possible if you know what I mean teeheheehehhee I AM A FAGGOT."

    Nobody wants to have to say that shit everytime.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #35
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The major flaw is the fuckin name of the thing. Impossible Whopper.

    "Hi how are you say I already know what I need why don't you just give me 4 of them delicious Impossible Whoppers and make them as impossible as possible if you know what I mean teeheheehehhee I AM A FAGGOT."

    Nobody wants to have to say that shit everytime.

    You're the only one who says that shit.

    Every fucking time.

    The employees at your local BK are getting sick of it.
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG You're the only one who says that shit.

    Every fucking time.

    The employees at your local BK are getting sick of it.

    As well they should be. I'm trying to drive a goddamn point in .
  17. #37
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol smh
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The last time I went to bk was like ten years ago. I was with my roomie after shooting some h. I ran to the bathroom as quick as I could projectile vomit all of the ass seat.

    This gont that worked there walked in as I was exiting. He was fucking pissed. My roomie and I left quickly and the manager drove up to the bus stop and yelled fuck you and the horse you rode in on
  19. #39
    CandyRein Black Hole
    One of my close friends is vegan so I’ve known about the impossible sammich for quite a while and actually had a bite

    It was aight..
  20. #40
    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    I tried it and it was like a dry overcooked burger, I wasn't impressed.
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