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Impossible Whopper

  1. 2019-09-23 at 11:36 PM UTC
    #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Says a wrinkled old man with a wrinkled old dick who has neither pussy nor shit to stick his dick in.

    I get laid anytime I want Jr. But the fact that you brought it tells me you don't.
  2. 2019-09-23 at 11:38 PM UTC
    #62
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I get laid anytime I want Jr. But the fact that you brought it tells me you don't.

    Yeah no, I've seen your face. You're literally falling apart. You have at most another 30 years to live. Probably less. I can't wait until you'll dead. I'll be alive and voting long after :)
  3. 2019-09-23 at 11:40 PM UTC
    #63
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Yeah no, I've seen your face. You're literally falling apart. You have at most another 30 years to live. Probably less. I can't wait until you'll dead. I'll be alive and voting long after :)

    Sure ya have
  4. 2019-09-24 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #64
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Yes SpectraL, I believe facts, not fantasy.

    You do know that fast food companies have ZERO oversight and police themselves entirely and lie for a living, don't you?
  5. 2019-09-24 at 12:57 AM UTC
    #65
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You do know that fast food companies have ZERO oversight and police themselves entirely and lie for a living, don't you?

    Lol ok. Believe that if you want, but its not true.
  6. 2019-09-24 at 12:58 AM UTC
    #66
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure ya have

    Why are you always weird about that part? You talk about people being pussies yet cant claim up to your own well known face. What's up with that?
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  7. 2019-09-24 at 12:58 AM UTC
    #67
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why are you always weird about that part? You talk about people being pussies yet cant claim up to your own well known face. What's up with that?

    He's paranoid.

    So, actually a pussy.
  8. 2019-09-24 at 6:10 AM UTC
    #68
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Unrelated/Related

    If your water heater breaks ..especially in the winter time.. Let the water trickle.. Hand cup your hands after lathering soap.. And gently wash yourself , part by parts..boo hole last of course
  9. 2019-09-24 at 10:14 AM UTC
    #69
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What they don't tell you is that the Impossible Burger contains toxic substances, like Maltodextrin.

    Maltodextrin can change the composition of your gut bacteria by suppressing the growth of beneficial probiotics. Research conducted at Lerner Research Institute in Ohio relays polysaccharides like maltodextrin have been linked to bacteria-associated intestinal disorders. According to researchers, the escalating consumption of polysaccharides in Western diets parallels an increased incidence of Crohn’s disease during the late 20th century.

    A 2012 study found that maltodextrin increased bacterial adhesion to human intestinal epithelial cells and enhanced E. coli adhesion, which is associated with autoimmune disorders. Even more research points out that maltodextrin promotes the survival of salmonella, which may be responsible for a broad range of chronic inflammatory diseases.

    A study conducted at the Mucosal Immunology and Biology Research Center in Boston also indicates that maltodextrin impairs cellular antibacterial responses and suppresses intestinal antimicrobial defense mechanisms, leading to inflammatory bowel disease and other conditions that arise from an inappropriate immune response to bacteria.

    Basically SpectraL Google's the thread title, diarrheates the first conspiracy theory and doesn't do follow up research.
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  10. 2019-09-24 at 10:23 AM UTC
    #70
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Basically SpectraL Google's the thread title, diarrheates the first conspiracy theory and doesn't do follow up research.

    tl/ds
  11. 2019-09-24 at 10:26 AM UTC
    #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Basically SpectraL Google's the thread title, diarrheates the first conspiracy theory and doesn't do follow up research.

    So anything that makes you look stupid is a conspiracy theory.
  12. 2019-09-24 at 11:39 AM UTC
    #72
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So anything that makes you look stupid is a conspiracy theory.

    1. That was the first post I made in this thread.

    2. Stupid people aren't good judges of what's stupid and you're the most stupid of all so your opinion is worthless.
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  13. 2019-09-24 at 12:04 PM UTC
    #73
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Either way. I'm not gonna order it.
  14. 2019-09-24 at 12:11 PM UTC
    #74
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So anything that makes you look stupid is a conspiracy theory.

    And any conspiracy theory you have makes you look stupid.


    WHO CARES?
  15. 2019-09-24 at 1 PM UTC
    #75
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I concur speedy parker is stupid, thank you
  16. 2019-09-24 at 5:32 PM UTC
    #76
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    I mean what is good for us anymore these days.


    I don't eat fast food 24\7

    It wasn't gross tasting. It tasted like a burger that could use more salt. Btw what is leghemoglobin? Sounds like it has some blood additive..which would cheat on the meatless thing ?
  17. 2019-09-24 at 5:41 PM UTC
    #77
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why are you always weird about that part? You talk about people being pussies yet cant claim up to your own well known face. What's up with that?

    HE'S STILL AVOIDING THE ISSUE
  18. 2019-09-24 at 5:47 PM UTC
    #78
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG I concur speedy parker is stupid, thank you

    Well I like Speedy Parker. He's a very good guy.
  19. 2019-09-24 at 5:48 PM UTC
    #79
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Who is speedy Parker. Sounds like a boyfriend of Marsha's on the Brady bunch
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  20. 2019-09-24 at 7:34 PM UTC
    #80
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Who is speedy Parker. Sounds like a boyfriend of Marsha's on the Brady bunch

    That was Davey Jones.

    Girl..look what you've done to me 🌻📯🎶🎵
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