Impossible Whopper

1. 2019-09-23 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania It lacks flavors but textures like meat. What if they fucked up and it's real hamburger?

   
   I tried it and it sucks. I haven't had a regular veggie burger to my knowledge, but I don't taste any the "blood" flavour they claim it's supposed to have. It tastes just like I imagined a veggie burger would taste like- Not very good, and it's expensive.
   
   Also they fucked up by putting mayo with it because mayo has eggs in it lol
2. 2019-09-23 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What IS good I tried finally is Arbys who have come a long ways from the no frills beef and cheddar goo they use to be.. very nice menu offerings, I recall liking the chicken cornon bleu very well
3. 2019-09-23 at 10:28 PM UTC

   #43
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Lol. They outlawed Shipping and Handling cost in the USA so now they call it Shipping and Processing .. Makes me laugh at these loopholes you know will happen

   
   Next, it will be Shipping & Friendship Fee.
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4. 2019-09-23 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #44
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by DietPiano I tried it and it sucks. I haven't had a regular veggie burger to my knowledge, but I don't taste any the "blood" flavour they claim it's supposed to have. It tastes just like I imagined a veggie burger would taste like- Not very good, and it's expensive.
   
   Also they fucked up by putting mayo with it because mayo has eggs in it lol

   
   vegan mayo doesn't
5. 2019-09-23 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #45
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   What they don't tell you is that the Impossible Burger contains toxic substances, like Maltodextrin.
   
   Maltodextrin can change the composition of your gut bacteria by suppressing the growth of beneficial probiotics. Research conducted at Lerner Research Institute in Ohio relays polysaccharides like maltodextrin have been linked to bacteria-associated intestinal disorders. According to researchers, the escalating consumption of polysaccharides in Western diets parallels an increased incidence of Crohn’s disease during the late 20th century.
   
   A 2012 study found that maltodextrin increased bacterial adhesion to human intestinal epithelial cells and enhanced E. coli adhesion, which is associated with autoimmune disorders. Even more research points out that maltodextrin promotes the survival of salmonella, which may be responsible for a broad range of chronic inflammatory diseases.
   
   A study conducted at the Mucosal Immunology and Biology Research Center in Boston also indicates that maltodextrin impairs cellular antibacterial responses and suppresses intestinal antimicrobial defense mechanisms, leading to inflammatory bowel disease and other conditions that arise from an inappropriate immune response to bacteria.
6. 2019-09-23 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG Actual compliant handwashing basically scalds you anyway, has to be 100F by FDA standards and my company wanted 110F. And NOBODY is doing that shit, I promise you. I certainly never did.

   
   I have a 27.8Kw om demand water heater installed. It has a digital temperature control. I have it set at 110F. I turn on no cold water and shower at that temperature. Nursing homes routinely bath the elderly at between 100F minimum and 105F maximum. So you're full of shit, a pussy, or a pussy who is full of shit.
7. 2019-09-23 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #47
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   Impossible Burger-
   
   Water, textured wheat protein, coconut oil, potato protein, natural flavors, 2% or less of: leghemoglobin (heme protein), yeast extract, salt, soy protein isolate, konjac gum, xanthan Gum, thiamin (vitamin B1), zinc, niacin, vitamin B6, riboflavin (vitamin B2), vitamin B12.
   
   Yet again, SpectraL is full of shit.
   
   Nevermind the fact that maltodextrin is naturally occurring in corn, yeast, rice, and potato.
8. 2019-09-23 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #48
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Skin fight!! I have sensitive skin, full of cuts and bruises and scars. I'm also really bad at getting into jacuzzis and hot tubs compared to many other who just practically sit right in. I have to slowly lower myself in and it takes me 5 minutes at least.
9. 2019-09-23 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #49
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I ONLY EAT WHYTE CASTLE
10. 2019-09-23 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #50
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It really sucks when someone yells "last one in is a rotten egg!" and I just know already I'm gonna be the rotten egg.:(
11. 2019-09-23 at 10:57 PM UTC

    #51
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have a 27.8Kw om demand water heater installed. It has a digital temperature control. I have it set at 110F. I turn on no cold water and shower at that temperature. Nursing homes routinely bath the elderly at between 100F minimum and 105F maximum. So you're full of shit, a pussy, or a pussy who is full of shit.

    
    Lmao a shower. You're pathetic. Try washing multiple times a day with that. Your hands get red and busted up. It is dehydrating. You also need to wash dishes to 160F, which meant at my company the water had to be 175F.
12. 2019-09-23 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #52
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Impossible Burger-
    
    Water, textured wheat protein, coconut oil, potato protein, natural flavors, 2% or less of: leghemoglobin (heme protein), yeast extract, salt, soy protein isolate, konjac gum, xanthan Gum, thiamin (vitamin B1), zinc, niacin, vitamin B6, riboflavin (vitamin B2), vitamin B12.
    
    Yet again, SpectraL is full of shit.

    
    You don't really believe that, do you?
13. 2019-09-23 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #53
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't really believe that, do you?

    
    You dont really believe what you claim to believe, do you?
14. 2019-09-23 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #54
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ You dont really believe what you claim to believe, do you?

    
    You don't really believe I really believe what you really believe, do you?
15. 2019-09-23 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #55
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't really believe I really believe what you really believe, do you?

    
    Sometimes
16. 2019-09-23 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #56
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't really believe that, do you?

    
    Yes SpectraL, I believe facts, not fantasy.
17. 2019-09-23 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Lmao a shower. You're pathetic. Try washing multiple times a day with that. Your hands get red and busted up. It is dehydrating. You also need to wash dishes to 160F, which meant at my company the water had to be 175F.

    
    Like I said little boy. Your a pussy who is full of shit.
18. 2019-09-23 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #58
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Like I said little boy. Your a pussy who is full of shit.

    
    Says a wrinkled old man with a wrinkled old dick who has neither pussy nor shit to stick his dick in.
19. 2019-09-23 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #59
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Random FACT.
    
    Donald Trump literally has taken cold showers his entire life because his skin cant even handle lukewarm water.
20. 2019-09-23 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #60
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Random FACT.
    
    Donald Trump literally has taken cold showers his entire life because his skin cant even handle lukewarm water.

    
    hot water removes the spray tan
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