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  1. Originally posted by CandyRein You wish you looked like that
    And you wish your ex’s did too..

    Thanks for stopping by
  2. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    💩
  3. I don't think I'm going to go through with things. I've had a lot of second thoughts and doubts and uncertainties the past 24 hours or so after feeling so certain that I was decided on things. A lot of my problems seem to be gradually working out and I feel like I can see a way out.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My thoughts and prayers worked THANK YOU JESUS.

    in all seriousness I really do like that. Like it genuinely made me smile.
  5. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I don't think I'm going to go through with things. I've had a lot of second thoughts and doubts and uncertainties the past 24 hours or so after feeling so certain that I was decided on things. A lot of my problems seem to be gradually working out and I feel like I can see a way out.

    HAAAA LEEEE LUJAH!
  6. Uhh I feel awful. I'm glad I ditched the meth, that stuff is bad news. I only peed like 4 oz today.

    I also spent my first tramadol free day in many moons, and I'm sure the wd hasn't fully kicked in yet, but I already feel like I got some of my soul back, which is the good part I remember about kicking the sheets... i'm looking forward to more of that, that's what makes it all worth it. Sploo gets high on diarrhea medicine, so I picked some up because it's supposed to be pretty good for withdrawal if you take enough. I'm sure it won't be that bad, but I have classwork to do and don't wanna let myself slide too far if it starts causing enough problems; although I'm quickly remembering how much energy you get.. it's kind of fun actually.

    A few minutes ago I took a half a 200mg tablet that I forgot about in my car, which kind of defeated the purpose of my fighting for my freedom pump and dump last night as that half a pill would have gotten me an automatic felony. Also I can't believe they sell bundy for A DOLLAR at the dollar tree. Sploo says they also sell it in cough gels, but they're always sold out.

    Edit: I will also be getting my gabapentin increased to 3600mg per day, it's just a matter of whether it's next month or in January long story short, which means I will fucking dethrone ***Shambo as the King of GABLAND
  7. i guess i could go get subs from someone but god that seems melodramatic
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice I don't think I'm going to go through with things. I've had a lot of second thoughts and doubts and uncertainties the past 24 hours or so after feeling so certain that I was decided on things. A lot of my problems seem to be gradually working out and I feel like I can see a way out.

    Stay with us buddy. Pm me if you need to talk. Not certain I'll be be a huge help but I'll give ya my best try.
  9. Turns out that fentanyl pills get you high as fuck. Who would have guessed?
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  10. Originally posted by DietPiano Uhh I feel awful. I'm glad I ditched the meth, that stuff is bad news. I only peed like 4 oz today.

    I smoked some meth with this half-crazy girl the other day who broke down crying about her life within like 30 minutes of meeting me as I gave her a ride to the store and I was high too and felt really bad so I gave her my number and said she could talk to me if she needed to.

    We get to the store like 2 minutes later and as I'm parking she goes "Honest question, as a guy, how would you feel if a girl were to randomly give you a flower?" and I was like "probably flattered I guess because no one has ever done anything like that for me" and as I said that I remembered this store sold flowers and the whole time she was inside shopping (I waited in the car) I started wigging out panicking like "fuck, why did you say that, this crazy girl is about to bring you a flower now and its gonna be awkward as fuck and what are you gonna do" but thankfully she didn't.
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  11. Originally posted by Solstice I smoked some meth with this half-crazy girl the other day who broke down crying about her life within like 30 minutes of meeting me as I gave her a ride to the store and I was high too and felt really bad so I gave her my number and said she could talk to me if she needed to.

    We get to the store like 2 minutes later and as I'm parking she goes "Honest question, as a guy, how would you feel if a girl were to randomly give you a flower?" and I was like "probably flattered I guess because no one has ever done anything like that for me" and as I said that I remembered this store sold flowers and the whole time she was inside shopping (I waited in the car) I started wigging out panicking like "fuck, why did you say that, this crazy girl is about to bring you a flower now and its gonna be awkward as fuck and what are you gonna do" but thankfully she didn't.

    lol she said that to get your hopes up and then close the door on you
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice Turns out that fentanyl pills get you high as fuck. Who would have guessed?

    lol, a while back a vendor sent me one as a sample, pretty sure I almost OD'd
  13. TFW you make dedicated well thought through plans to kill yourself but your casual coworker friend you've only known a year spends ~3 days having the most genuine, profound human interactions and connections with you and you abandob your plan and realize you think you might be falling in love

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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    my brother sent me a text message saying something along the lines of "I had to go to the doctor and he found that I had a bicuspid valve so you probably do too, hahaha"
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra my brother sent me a text message saying something along the lines of "I had to go to the doctor and he found that I had a bicuspid valve so you probably do too, hahaha"

    Fuck that nigga.
  17. The movie snowpiercer, which I thought was a bit of a drag, now has an upcoming sequel starring jennifer connelly, and i remember watching the movie after aldra said that he liked it one time and then i was disappointed
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    THE SHOE DOES NOT BELONG ON THE HEAD


    I feel like a sequel will just ruin the things I liked about it
  19. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    What I like about movies is that they are one piece of art you can watch and wrap up, as opposed to a TV series with continuity.

    And many movies as a result are incredible standalones that really don't need a sequel, and the first one is actually diminished by not being a standalone piece.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That's how I feel about porn
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