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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    when ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L took hydros hairy hillbilly husbands pockmarked and misshapen cock up his ass for the first time he thought "this feels right"
  2. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo when ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L took hydros hairy hillbilly husbands pockmarked and misshapen cock up his ass for the first time he thought "this feels right"

    >talking about gay sex more than gay people

    >being a muslim junkie



    You're definitely not getting your 72 virgens
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G4LM >talking about gay sex more than gay people

    >being a muslim junkie



    You're definitely not getting your 72 virgens

    talking about Islam more than an actual Muslim haha you're definitely Muslim haha checkmate flawless logic

    gaysex is literally the only thing you have life experi3nce in
  4. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo talking about Islam more than an actual Muslim haha you're definitely Muslim haha checkmate flawless logic

    gaysex is literally the only thing you have life experi3nce in

    I don't write muslim porn do I?

    You write gay porn tho.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by G4LM I don't write muslim porn do I?

    You write gay porn tho.

    Where is this gay porn that Sudo has allegedly written? As i recall you're the gay one with a propensity to write shitty books.
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by G4LM >talking about gay sex more than gay people

    >being a muslim junkie



    You're definitely not getting your 72 virgens



    Originally posted by G4LM >talking about gay sex more than gay people

    >being a muslim junkie



    You're definitely not getting your 72 virgens

    Not if he dies in jihad
  7. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Where is this gay porn that Sudo has allegedly written? As i recall you're the gay one with a propensity to write shitty books.

    You haven't even read my books, so how do you know they're shitty?

    Meanwhile i have read sudo's gay porn, so I know he is gay
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Com Truise is comin to town.

    Hooraaayyyy!
  9. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    TFW when you been stalking the USPS truck for two hours and finally see it pulling around

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Com Truise is comin to town.

    Hooraaayyyy!

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G4LM Shut the fuck up. Almost nobody converts to Islam.

    > Fastest growing religion of all time
    > Almost nobody converts to Islam

    Ok buddy.
  12. Originally posted by Solstice TFW when you been stalking the USPS truck for two hours and finally see it pulling around


    USPS schizophrenia needs to be a thing
  13. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I was going to roll today but I think thats not a good idea now.
  14. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke > Fastest growing religion of all time
    > Almost nobody converts to Islam

    Ok buddy.

    What is birth
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Where is this gay porn that Sudo has allegedly written? As i recall you're the gay one with a propensity to write shitty books.

    search for threads I've created. It's enthralling and I've had to spot myself from writing more several times. ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L is a good submissive character to write about



    Originally posted by G4LM What is birth

    What is IQ
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by G4LM You haven't even read my books, so how do you know they're shitty?

    Meanwhile i have read sudo's gay porn, so I know he is gay

    I think you had the first chapter, or first couple paragraphs posted somewhere. I don't really recall. But what i do recall was that it was badly written. But that's alright.

    Originally posted by Sudo search for threads I've created. It's enthralling and I've had to spot myself from writing more several times. ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L is a good submissive character to write about

    I guess i was wrong to doubt Glom's insights on anything homoerotic.
  17. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Solstice Sometimes people just suck.

    Yes... Yes, sometimes people do just suck.

    Karma, she's a bitch.
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yes… Yes, sometimes people do just suck.

    Karma, she's a bitch.

    plantessi is a bitch
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Its true. Plantasia the Musical.

    Once out of 1008 times I shit, I get this de ja vu thing stemming back to my babby days, like something to so with the freedoms of shitting. Dumb story and that's all I can really say but its oddly sensational and ... quite frankly.. nice. Like its no wonder they name diapers Pampers because it feels like you're a king being pampered when you can just shit and have someone else pick it up and clean it for you. Not dissimilar to a toilet as an adult but of course way dissimilar at the same time as a toilet isnt a human with emotion that has to deal with your disgusting shit.
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Its true. Plantasia the Musical.

    Once out of 1008 times I shit, I get this de ja vu thing stemming back to my babby days, like something to so with the freedoms of shitting. Dumb story and that's all I can really say but its oddly sensational and … quite frankly.. nice. Like its no wonder they name diapers Pampers because it feels like you're a king being pampered when you can just shit and have someone else pick it up and clean it for you. Not dissimilar to a toilet as an adult but of course way dissimilar at the same time as a toilet isnt a human with emotion that has to deal with your disgusting shit.

    I've actually been thinking about what an incredible achievement plumbing is. Like shit dude, we get water AT HOME. No pumping wells, no walking miles and being thirsty, just turn on a tap and you get treated, potable water. Cooking, washing, cleaning, drinking, all activities that used to be significantly hampered by simple lack of water.

    Most of all, no digging, building and maintaining shit pits. Just go to your toilet and flush it away.

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