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The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
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2019-09-17 at 2:35 AM UTCI made a bunch of oopsies today and the shadow people made me throw out all illegal drugs I own, so basically just the rest of the meth I had and a bunch of tramadol... which means I will be going into full blown withdrawal immediately and i dont know if i will buy more or not, would be nice to give it up
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2019-09-17 at 2:49 AM UTCBut i have school i need to do well in..
i almost caused myself to get arrested for a felony and lose my place by being psycho because i called the owner lady due to me thinking we were having a showdown where she was outside my window and her husband was going to knock on my door with a weapon in hand, so after pretending to sleep for a few minutes I decided to call her and end things civil like instead of pretending to sleep all night. The call was really really awkward, but it went OK. -
2019-09-17 at 4:25 AM UTC
im so close... -
2019-09-17 at 4:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano But i have school i need to do well in..
i almost caused myself to get arrested for a felony and lose my place by being psycho because i called the owner lady due to me thinking we were having a showdown where she was outside my window and her husband was going to knock on my door with a weapon in hand, so after pretending to sleep for a few minutes I decided to call her and end things civil like instead of pretending to sleep all night. The call was really really awkward, but it went OK.
Hah I did the exact same thing once. Except I boarded up both doors from the inside the previous night so they couldn't get inside and had to call a locksmith and eventually a crowd formed outside my door trying to solve the mystery of why it won't open while i was on the other side cutting lines of meth totally naked laughing at how stupid they all are for not realizing the door is boarded!!!
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2019-09-17 at 7:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke I've actually been thinking about what an incredible achievement plumbing is. Like shit dude, we get water AT HOME. No pumping wells, no walking miles and being thirsty, just turn on a tap and you get treated, potable water. Cooking, washing, cleaning, drinking, all activities that used to be significantly hampered by simple lack of water.
Most of all, no digging, building and maintaining shit pits. Just go to your toilet and flush it away.
A manager at work was rude to a plumber the other day, which kinda pissed me off. She's a real, bona-fide snob, the sort that you'd think only existed in fiction.
Also found out plumber earn a lot less than I expected. I thought they were on at least โฌ100k for sure, but around โฌ40k may be more indicative. -
2019-09-17 at 7:05 AM UTC
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2019-09-17 at 7:10 AM UTCYeah quit triggering us weak pussy no willpower drug addicts with your delicious opiates wrapped in 10,*000ยฐ2 enhancements by big farma and 10 billion $ spent on evil chemists to keep us degenerates from smoking the pills on foil and shooting them into each other's dicks
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2019-09-17 at 7:11 AM UTC
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2019-09-17 at 7:14 AM UTCGot what I wanted all along
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2019-09-17 at 7:15 AM UTCI realised I was feel great just now, then remembered that I took a tramadol this morning, maybe that's why.
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2019-09-17 at 7:17 AM UTCYou should give it back
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2019-09-17 at 10:33 AM UTCPick it, pack it, fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the dong
Put the penis down just for a second
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale, just got some cum in the mail
I like a penis or a big fat cock
But my double barrel dong is gettin' me stoned
I'm skill it, there's water inside don't spill it
It smells like cum on the carpet
Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
Of the spunky funky smelly white shit
Sing my song, puff all night long
As I take hits from the dong -
2019-09-17 at 10:46 AM UTC
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2019-09-17 at 10:48 AM UTCAnybody feel like drinking on tinychat? I'm bout to go mega ham.
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2019-09-17 at 10:50 AM UTCI'm already blackout drunk but I'm going to go get another loko.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-17 at 10:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the dong
Put the penis down just for a second
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale, just got some cum in the mail
I like a penis or a big fat cock
But my double barrel dong is gettin' me stoned
I'm skill it, there's water inside don't spill it
It smells like cum on the carpet
Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
Of the spunky funky smelly white shit
Sing my song, puff all night long
As I take hits from the dong
I remember my first dong -
2019-09-17 at 11:28 AM UTCOne more week until I go back to work. May as well whip it up๐
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2019-09-17 at 11:44 AM UTC
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2019-09-17 at 11:46 AM UTCNo my mastectomy.
Iโm not sure if Iโll make it though. They cut all the nerves under there, and it affects the skin in strange ways. I have areas of complete numbness, but the area where my breast was feels like itโs on fire. Theyโre doing everything they can to relieve it, but itโs not working ๐ -
2019-09-17 at 11:50 AM UTCPain that opiates doesn't fix sounds spooky
