The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-09-06 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #201
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Box Wine Just drank it. Will shitpost until I'm dead

   
   Nigger what the fuck. You wanna die by heart attack?
2. 2019-09-06 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #202
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by G4LM Nigger what the fuck. You wanna die by heart attack?

   
   death by white power. it's poetic
3. 2019-09-06 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #203
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood She has legs that go on for miles
   
   And that penis!

   
   I'm imagining this like a movie poster for a 50's starlet centered film but with HTS as the centerpiece showing significant bulge
4. 2019-09-06 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #204
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   every moments filled with sensation
   always fucking blazing
   americas my nation
5. 2019-09-06 at 6:33 AM UTC

   #205
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   Ape Escape 2: Female sheriff barely escapes the ape. She gets belted into submission, he takes her gun and she manages to run away because he has retard aim.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
6. 2019-09-06 at 10:23 AM UTC

   #206
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra
   
   Ape Escape 2: Female sheriff barely escapes the ape. She gets belted into submission, he takes her gun and she manages to run away because he has retard aim.

   
   Wow while I don't know the situation I'm going to make two comments
   
   1. If you point a gun at someone who isn't complying, you have just turned the encounter into a fight for their life so you better be prepared.
   
   2. This shit is basically a laboratory demonstration of what I think is wrong with many people's beliefs about guns, and why this lady probably wasn't prepared.
   
   The fact that she has a gun drawn and he has his hands on her, then he overpowers her, alteady tells us everything: she wasn't in a position where drawing her gun was a good idea, but she wasn't confident she could take him hand to hand in CQC and treats her weapon as a teddy bear that makes her feel safe. Turns out not having use of one of your hands is not great when someone is in your face.
   
   And she screamed like a bitch too.
   
   It's not a magic wand, everyone constantly says guns are "the equaliser" but that's patently untrue outside of specific circumstances. In this circumstance she is lucky she is not fucking dead rather than just being beaten up by a black.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • G4LM
7. 2019-09-06 at 11:24 AM UTC

   #207
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Dead people are weird
   
   It's like if you know someone that dies you are always haunted by their memory and get reminded of them
8. 2019-09-06 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #208
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Wow while I don't know the situation I'm going to make two comments
   
   1. If you point a gun at someone who isn't complying, you have just turned the encounter into a fight for their life so you better be prepared.
   
   2. This shit is basically a laboratory demonstration of what I think is wrong with many people's beliefs about guns, and why this lady probably wasn't prepared.
   
   The fact that she has a gun drawn and he has his hands on her, then he overpowers her, alteady tells us everything: she wasn't in a position where drawing her gun was a good idea, but she wasn't confident she could take him hand to hand in CQC and treats her weapon as a teddy bear that makes her feel safe. Turns out not having use of one of your hands is not great when someone is in your face.
   
   And she screamed like a bitch too.
   
   It's not a magic wand, everyone constantly says guns are "the equaliser" but that's patently untrue outside of specific circumstances. In this circumstance she is lucky she is not fucking dead rather than just being beaten up by a black.

   
   I watched it without sound, assumed she drew the gun after getting blacked.
   
   If you're going to draw a weapon you need to be prepared to use it
9. 2019-09-06 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #209
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   At least have the dencency to kill yourself with benzos and fentanyl like me
10. 2019-09-06 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #210
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah, idk why he did it that way (if he really did), juicebox was plenty savvy enough to get way better drugs to kill himself with
11. 2019-09-06 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #211
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I did 150-200mg meth within an hour, is that too much?
12. 2019-09-06 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #212
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It took over an hour to kick in substantially, which I always find odd
13. 2019-09-06 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #213
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano I did 150-200mg meth within an hour, is that too much?

    
    nah
14. 2019-09-06 at 4:53 PM UTC

    #214
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, idk why he did it that way (if he really did), juicebox was plenty savvy enough to get way better drugs to kill himself with

    
    Pentobarbital:$600
    Fentanyl and benzos: <$100
    
    Both will work
15. 2019-09-06 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #215
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DietPiano It took over an hour to kick in substantially, which I always find odd

    
    That makes no sense with crystal, did you swallow it?
16. 2019-09-06 at 5 PM UTC

    #216
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Also you dont even need fancy Suicide Handbook referalls for pento sources anymore, they sell that shit right on Empire now. Prices always seem the same across the board for it.
17. 2019-09-06 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #217
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice That makes no sense with crystal, did you swallow it?

    
    No, smoked it.. i dunno, maybe it didnt get all the way to my lungs..? I have been known ti do that with other stuff, maybe it doesnt work like cigars do
18. 2019-09-06 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #218
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nah

    
    How much is too much to do at once?
19. 2019-09-06 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #219
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DietPiano How much is too much to do at once?

    
    You really think theres a straight answer for that? Will vary wildly. Sounds like something is wrong with your shit though.
20. 2019-09-06 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #220
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by DietPiano No, smoked it.. i dunno, maybe it didnt get all the way to my lungs..? I have been known ti do that with other stuff, maybe it doesnt work like cigars do

    
    Are you inhaling?