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  1. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

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  2. Box Wine Houston
    Waiting until 6 so I can get another box of wine

    It's strange, it's like alcohol doesn't affect me the way it used to

    My SN should be here today or tomorrow at the latest. I was going to get all my shit out of this apartment first but I don't think I'm going to bother
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should die. Or whateb3rm
  4. Box Wine Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ You should die. Or whateb3rm

    File a complaint to USPS
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Box Wine File a complaint to USPS

    K
  6. Got high thought my SO would self harm so I spent an hour hiding everything sharp and then started freaking out and having thoughts of self harm because I was fucking with sharp things for an hour
  7. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Got high thought my SO would self harm so I spent an hour hiding everything sharp and then started freaking out and having thoughts of self harm because I was fucking with sharp things for an hour

    *SMO
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Significant MOther
  10. She has legs that go on for miles

    And that penis!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. G4LM African Astronaut
    Special malnourished orangutan
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have a bouncy ball that got signed by 9teen people.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish my friend was home.
  14. I wish you left your door unlocked at night
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who gives s fuckm? Can you imagine being nice and CONSTANTLY GIVING away free drinks and smokes. Fuck off ! Seriously

    I wish Sudo was here. Hes the one who gets me. Prison sex . Lol. Fuck. This motherfucker tells me I'm doing something wrong. Why ? I'm paying for everything.

    I love this song so so so much.
  16. Box Wine Houston
    And now my car is covered in sticky shit because I left a Pepsi in there and it exploded

    As if I needed another fucking reason
  17. Big ol' days ago
  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Tigole
  19. Box Wine Houston
    Nigole
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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