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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM Homeless people don't have addresses to get drugs mailed to them.

    Retard. Get a life, wไบบ

    They just have it sent to some fucking house with one of those puppy dog mailboxes at the end of the driveway and be homeless near that home waiting for the mailman to deliver like meow mix chicken and liver.
  2. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ They just have it sent to some fucking house with one of those puppy dog mailboxes at the end of the driveway and be homeless near that home waiting for the mailman to deliver like meow mix chicken and liver.

    I have never heard of anyone doing that. From what I hear people usually have stuff mailed to a hotel or to a friend's house. But I know DietPiano doesn't have any friends and he's too methed out to trust a hotel.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    post office box or locker?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This was like constantly talked about when I joined zoklet. Drop houses or whatever the fuck. Really it doesnt seem that crazy to me that if you were homeless and wanted drugs shipped somewhere you couldn't just find a neighborhood and learn when the mailman comes then just post up. It's not like you have anything better to do anyway
  5. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ This was like constantly talked about when I joined zoklet. Drop houses or whatever the fuck. Really it doesnt seem that crazy to me that if you were homeless and wanted drugs shipped somewhere you couldn't just find a neighborhood and learn when the mailman comes then just post up. It's not like you have anything better to do anyway

    Like I said I've never seen anyone actually do this. Its usually much sneakier to get things delivered to your home than to try and get away with a felony stealing othet people's mail. Sure you can go to an abandoned house but the mailmen know nigga. The US photographs every single piece of mail that tuns through its postal system. They knew who lives where.

    At least if its delivered to your home you have plausible deniability.
  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    You can use a local USPS station as an address and pick it up with ID, don't know how you feel about doing it with drugs but I figure that with stealth it won't matter.
  7. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Pretty sure touching someone else's mail is straight up a federal crime.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM Like I said I've never seen anyone actually do this. Its usually much sneakier to get things delivered to your home than to try and get away with a felony stealing othet people's mail. Sure you can go to an abandoned house but the mailmen know nigga. The US photographs every single piece of mail that tuns through its postal system. They knew who lives where.

    At least if its delivered to your home you have plausible deniability.

    I havent seen anyone do it either; that would particularly strange. Lurking around homeless people waiting to find one who is waiting to find a mailbox and mail route and while hes watching the mailbox you're watching him.

    Again though I'm just saying, it seems simple enough. Who gives a fuck if it's a federal crime? Lol you're homeless and you want drugs. How are you gonna get caught taking mail from someone's mailbox unless you're caught red handed?

    And as a homeless person even if you DO get caught , worse case scenario is that you get brought to a sheltered environment with "three hots and a cot."
  9. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Pretty sure touching someone else's mail is straight up a federal crime.

    Yes, mail theft is a felony.

    Not to mention the smuggling and possession charges you'd get. It's just a terrible fucking idea and thats why nobody uses drop boxes. And with shit like Ring its just double fucking stupid and adds needless danger. Like robbing a bank with a gun. No benefit whatsoever except a longer criminal record if caught.
  10. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I havent seen anyone do it either; that would particularly strange. Lurking around homeless people waiting to find one who is waiting to find a mailbox and mail route and while hes watching the mailbox you're watching him.

    Again though I'm just saying, it seems simple enough. Who gives a fuck if it's a federal crime? Lol you're homeless and you want drugs. How are you gonna get caught taking mail from someone's mailbox unless you're caught red handed?

    And as a homeless person even if you DO get caught , worse case scenario is that you get brought to a sheltered environment with "three hots and a cot."

    You're conflating homeless with hopeless.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM You're conflating homeless with hopeless.

    True. Fair observation.

    I'm just saying I could do it, anyone could do it. People steal mail constantly. I bet the caught to steal ratio is like 1/100
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh hey welcome
  13. Its a federal crime, not necessarily a felony
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  16. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Its a federal crime, not necessarily a felony

    United States Code 18 Section 1708 says its a felony
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