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I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?

  1. #41
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    sounds like a sucessful business transaction that satisfied all parties and all are better for having done it. Paying for an escort anonymously makes me paranoid but for some reason I have little to no problem with fucking former/part time escorts without a condom after providing them with drugs and them being aware I have drugs and money on me. Im just old fashioned like that, idk why the anonymity of it makes me nervous
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  2. #42
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No, I guess what surprised me was that she had a negligee on answering the door and took me straight to the bedroom. Kinda surprising.

    It was €140 for an hour.



    She looked a lot like her profile photos, very pretty, but a good bit fatter (which I don't mind).



    We started slow, I paid (not sure if I should have paid first) with me kissing her neck and stuff. No kissing on lips I guess. I went down on her (yeah I kno) but she didn't do any oral on me. I asked and she was like Cum in mouth €30 extra, and didn't seem keen, so I decided not to push it.

    She put a condom on me and we fucked a little, a little doggy, and she gave me a sort of handjob with the condom on.

    Then I took it off and came buckets on her belly, which made a big mess. It was about 45 minutes in.

    Suddenly sex seemed unattractive, and I just kinda wanted to leave. We cleaned up (which wasn't easy using baby-wipes).

    I noticed that she made up the bed while I was getting dressed - I think she just wipes the cum off herself with babywipes and the bed just gets reused, no clean sheets, so sorry to whoever is next and has to deal with my cum making damp spots.

    OTOH I think I know why she tasted a little salty.

    Sounds gross.
  3. #43
    Makes me feel better about browsing last night. There are some very attractive ones, but it's difficult to find the mid tier ones that I can afford (that also do incall), as the majority are either way too pretty to not charge 350 an hour or have unnaceptable appearance, not much in the middle. 140Eu an hour is very modest here.

    My libido is fickle and usually there's no desire at night, so they would have to work mornings and I would have to want it enough to set it up ahead of time.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by DietPiano All love is scared
  5. #45
    Didn't see the pics the first time, that's a pretty good deal you got actually, those are nice tits. I just hate the hair because my ex gf had hair of that consistency and colour, and she looks like she needs a shower real bad.
  6. #46
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Didn't see the pics the first time, that's a pretty good deal you got actually, those are nice tits. I just hate the hair because my ex gf had hair of that consistency and colour, and she looks like she needs a shower real bad.

    No one cares what you think of her hair.

    Anyway, so op will you be buying another soon?
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Anyway, so op will you be buying another soon?

    You think buying women like inanimate objects is OK??
  8. #48
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee No one cares what you think of her hair.
    She had it in a bun anyway, which I didn't really like.

    Anyway, so op will you be buying another soon?
    Possibly. Might even go back to this one. But I think after a long dry spell just reminding yourself what sex is like etc is psychologically healthy, which is more important than any pleasure you may or may not get, so you don't go supreme gentleman and start idealising the whole thing.
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  9. #49
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You think buying women like inanimate objects is OK??

    Yeah, selling yourself isn't OK.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get dressed for work.
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  10. #50
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I respeck wamens btw
  11. #51
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Obbe Sounds gross.

    Yeah it is, objectively.

    I mean sex drive is basically insanity.

    Imagine paying to stick your tongue in a stranger's vagina.

    I should be segregated.
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  12. #52
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yeah it is, objectively.

    I mean sex drive is basically insanity.

    Imagine paying to stick your tongue in a stranger's vagina.

    I should be segregated.

    I don't think you should be segregated.
  13. #53
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    I'd never pay for sex but I thought it was entertaining that the yellow pages were always full of pages of escort services. If you can't control your hormones, you're kinda subhuman.

    But everyone kinda knew that about the irish anyway
  14. #54
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yeah it is, objectively.

    I mean sex drive is basically insanity.

    Imagine paying to stick your tongue in a stranger's vagina.

    I should be segregated.

    You shouldn’t be segregated, and no it isn’t insanity. You pay for sex one way or another, usually.
  15. #55
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frala You shouldn’t be segregated, and no it isn’t insanity. You pay for sex one way or another, usually.

    Not if your girlfriend makes a lot more money than you and would rather pay for every date.
  16. #56
    Her crib looks kinda oddELLIPSIS!?

    Anyway, for curiosity why did you decide to eat her out? I don't get it
  17. #57
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by frala You shouldn’t be segregated, and no it isn’t insanity. You pay for sex one way or another, usually.

    What do girls think about cum? For instance is cumming on a girl's belly a good or bad thing? For instance I suffer from bad dead grip, so I've fapped onto the last 3 girls I had sex with the first time.

    Originally posted by park police Not if your girlfriend makes a lot more money than you and would rather pay for every date.

    Keep dreaming fool.
  18. #58
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Keep dreaming fool.

    Don't need to, I also don't need hookers, or african women, fool.
  19. #59
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What do girls think about cum? For instance is cumming on a girl's belly a good or bad thing? For instance I suffer from bad dead grip, so I've fapped onto the last 3 girls I had sex with the first time.

    Idk exactly what you mean by bad dead grip. I suppose it depends a bit on the situation but I don’t think cumming on the belly is a bad thing. I also think what a girl thinks about cum varies from person to person. Some might find it disgusting, others not so much.
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  20. #60
    They don't really care if it's on their bodies, besides the face and outside of orifices. It's just some inert sticky goo that wipes off but can be hard to get to stop smelling without a shower, but baby wipes are a good idea. In mouth can be nice for this reason honestly, but it's hard not to get some outside of mouth unless it's inside the whole time.

    idk, cum doesn't taste bad either. it's not protein contrary to popular belief, it's sugars, it tastes sweet. I tried it a couple times when I sucked my own dick and it was just fine when swallowed right away. You don't want to let it cool down I'm sure.
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