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I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
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2019-08-07 at 3:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks I went 10 years without sex once.
Honestly, I went a tad crazy, but it wasn't enough for me to shoot up a crowded public place or anything.
It's not even worth it, really.
Hookers charge like $100 MINUMUM, and that's for the low end chicks. You want quality, it's a $500 minimum.
Honestly, just hit up pornhub and jerk it out, it's infinitely cheaper.
yeah thats why I think these whole "incel" shooter things are a myth added to the fake/ real story. One time my roomie and this dude in our apt complex (years ago also I was like 19) paid 300 dollars and we thought we were all going to fuck her and she said that taking money for sex is illegal and she will just give us a private show I immediately started taking my clothes off and the neighbor gont was like ewww what the fuck are doing man? and she was like you're really eager and we went to his room and she forgot her whole shtick and I just started banging her and she told me to not say anything until she left.
I walked into the room when the next dude was up and he had his pants on just getting a massage lmao.. she gave the dirtiest look ever like gtfo out.
The last guy when she left was "I got a massage..! and she gave me her real number losers!" and I was like oh well i actually fucked her on your bed. -
2019-08-07 at 3:40 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-07 at 3:52 AM UTC
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2019-08-07 at 5:04 AM UTCThe hooker should come to you
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2019-08-07 at 12:01 PM UTCSure. Why not u horny toad? Whyyy not?!?!
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2019-08-07 at 2:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee Sure. Why not u horny toad? Whyyy not?!?!
Yeah, he'll slangily complete your slumber I'm sure.
Anyway, yeah I would do it, in fact I AM going to do it shortly because I'm not interested in spending time I don't have picking chicks up while sober to bring back to a sober house while my life is pretty fucked up still and I got a lot of work I'm behind on and issues to tackle. That's also why I don't do much for for fun or go to meetings because I'm always working and spending time I don't have being tired and posting compulsively.
Also, hookers that don't look like dog shit are at minimum 250/300 half hour it looks like unless you find a fire sale (bring drugs). Good looking are 450-500 for an hour probably. Black chicks are less.
As for the incel thing, I'm not sure I quite understand what they mean by incel, like if they mean incel as girls that meet their standards or girls period. I'd think that incels would be able to find some U G L Y ugly girls and go to town, I can go get laid in an hour if I lower my standards quite a bit, which is not something I'm willing to do. I prefer to not have sex than to have sex with a fatty or a gross chick. I lost a lot weight from eating nothing but nursing home cookies and sour patch kids and coca cola while on dope, both fat and muscle, plus I'm gaining fat from seroquel but my face looks better now that I have hair so it washes.
No offense tee hee hee, you look fine if you loseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-07 at 2:44 PM UTCIf you start your own prostitution ring, you would get free fringe benefits.
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2019-08-07 at 2:58 PM UTCWouldn't it be cool if we had a nis meeting where we all brought whores to fuck and we are all wearing top hats and smoking blue berry blunt after blue berry blunt?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-07 at 3:02 PM UTCDamn niggas I'm getting a woody just thinking about it. Oooohh oooohooooeeee eeeeeee!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-07 at 3:08 PM UTCDo hookers still exist?
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2019-08-07 at 3:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Wouldn't it be cool if we had a nis meeting where we all brought whores to fuck and we are all wearing top hats and smoking blue berry blunt after blue berry blunt?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Damn niggas I'm getting a woody just thinking about it. Oooohh oooohooooeeee eeeeeee!
sounds like a good time tbh not gonna lie -
2019-08-07 at 3:45 PM UTC
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2019-08-07 at 4:18 PM UTCjoin cancer support group. [ie-cervical/uterus]
identify late stage cancer patients,
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2019-08-07 at 4:34 PM UTC
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2019-08-07 at 4:49 PM UTCFruit of the loins 'n all...
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2019-08-26 at 2:38 PM UTCOK, just back. I was surprised by how businesslike the whole thing was. Feel very glad I did it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-26 at 2:39 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-26 at 3:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Did she provide a receipt for tax purposes?
No, I guess what surprised me was that she had a negligee on answering the door and took me straight to the bedroom. Kinda surprising.
It was €140 for an hour.
She looked a lot like her profile photos, very pretty, but a good bit fatter (which I don't mind).
We started slow, I paid (not sure if I should have paid first) with me kissing her neck and stuff. No kissing on lips I guess. I went down on her (yeah I kno) but she didn't do any oral on me. I asked and she was like Cum in mouth €30 extra, and didn't seem keen, so I decided not to push it.
She put a condom on me and we fucked a little, a little doggy, and she gave me a sort of handjob with the condom on.
Then I took it off and came buckets on her belly, which made a big mess. It was about 45 minutes in.
Suddenly sex seemed unattractive, and I just kinda wanted to leave. We cleaned up (which wasn't easy using baby-wipes).
I noticed that she made up the bed while I was getting dressed - I think she just wipes the cum off herself with babywipes and the bed just gets reused, no clean sheets, so sorry to whoever is next and has to deal with my cum making damp spots.
OTOH I think I know why she tasted a little salty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-26 at 3:11 PM UTCAll love is sacred
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2019-08-26 at 3:20 PM UTCNow you're going to have the last guy's baby.
