The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-19 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #8201
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Box Wine I'm alive, wasn't when they found me, and I'm sure millions of other people would've appreciated the chance more than me

   
   I was wondering if was ok and thought probably went on bender and broke kidneys again, depends on piss values as to whether they care about kidney function I think
   
   I went to follow up not pissing much and only pissing really dark when I did, but they didn't care because my values were normal. Mine are fine now for a while, but have been eating mucinex without the dm for a week now and piss got dark so drink lot of water and not buy anymore when run out. I want more gaba but they say will wreck kidneys but i not believe them, get second opinions
2. 2019-08-19 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #8202
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke

   
   The onion is fucking gay, why do they exist? Sub andy reicther tier jokes website
3. 2019-08-19 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #8203
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   dumb kirk
4. 2019-08-19 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #8204
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Can I fAaaaaaabbvvaaaiiiiv. Vbbbbgfg buy it buybuyvuybuty???11@

   
   Yes, just tell me which halfway house/homeless shelter to send it to. I'll make you some customs.
5. 2019-08-19 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #8205
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   no you wont you fake bitch
6. 2019-08-19 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #8206
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Wow when did I start being a TRT faggot I never used to post in TRT
7. 2019-08-19 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #8207
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   you dont even do drugs
8. 2019-08-19 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #8208
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Getting some kind of strong nsaid powder that you dissolve in water, she said she has taken before I think. Other option she gave me was dihydroergotamine which is $1500 for 8 doses but it's similar to triptans which make me feel shitty and don't work. I don't think there's a way to break it back down to ergotamine
9. 2019-08-19 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #8209
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Dehydrogenation of DHET
   
   I wonder if that's a viable route to L
10. 2019-08-19 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #8210
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you dont even do drugs

    
    Marijuana and LSD are basically not even drugs at this point
11. 2019-08-19 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #8211
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no you wont you fake bitch

    
    Try me
12. 2019-08-19 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #8212
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Most of the stuff you get on the streets in Ohio is from Michigan.
    
    I’ll have to mention that to my sister-in-law.

    
    I got some 1 gram carts from a coworker who goes to a dispensary in Detroit 4 for $100, a brand called Big Gas Extracted which was 70% but clean and lab tested with batch dates and all that. A lot better than paying $30+ for those "92%" carts which are cut down to probably 40% with cheap terpenes and oil thickener.
    
    Better option still is buy distillate for $15/g and order good strain specific oil soluble terpenes and make your own. Get CBD and throw that in too if you want to spend the money to get extra fancy and get more of a full sprctrum final product.
13. 2019-08-19 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #8213
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Marijuana and LSD are basically not even drugs at this point

    
    L is a hard drug
    
    Even a small amount of heroin can be very underwhelming
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Dehydrogenation of DHET
    
    I wonder if that's a viable route to L

    
    Do the chemistry 4 me pls im interested
14. 2019-08-19 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #8214
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop, 
    • Technologist, 
    • aldra, 
    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2019-08-19 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #8215
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Straight THC dab carts are a WAY worse high than smoking good weed. There are so many other cannabinoids and terpenoids at play than just THC or CBD. I just got a dry herb and it's been the most amazing experience vaping weed direct, fuck a full spectrum vaporising dry herb will give you straight autism.
16. 2019-08-19 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #8216
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano L is a hard drug
    
    Even a small amount of heroin can be very underwhelming

    
    Guess I do hard drugs then.
    
    And would you not expect less heroin to be less whelming?
17. 2019-08-19 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #8217
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Guess I do hard drugs then.
    
    And would you not expect less heroin to be less whelming?

    
    The point I'm making is that both are really hard if you take a bunch but neither are a big deal if you microdose
18. 2019-08-19 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #8218
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
    I also ate one of those glowy things in the end of heart monitor tubes so I got to play on a non-existent phone all night
    
    Then one of the bitch nurses took it commented on the cost, and shredded it
    
    Then I was sad
19. 2019-08-19 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #8219
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
    I Told that story all week thinking it actually happened
20. 2019-08-19 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #8220
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano The point I'm making is that both are really hard if you take a bunch but neither are a big deal if you microdose

    
    Idk dude acid is awesome heroin is a loser drug for imbeciles.