The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-14 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #8001
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I got weed today
   called slut face stinky vag kush
   from your moms bedroom
2. 2019-08-14 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #8002
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Sudo Your punctuation is weird

   
   It's intentional. It's called pandemic grammar. I need to study closely how you respond to it and document the results.
3. 2019-08-14 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #8003
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by mmQ 1 dollar joints.

   
   You got it!
4. 2019-08-14 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #8004
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It's intentional. It's called pandemic grammar. I need to study closely how you respond to it and document the results.

   
   Every quote you've ever responded to has been pandemic grammarly set up to see your response, you do realize that right?
5. 2019-08-14 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #8005
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Technologist You got it!

   
   Are these joints the size of a toe nail?
6. 2019-08-14 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #8006
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Every quote you've ever responded to has been pandemic grammarly set up to see your response, you do realize that right?

   
   Thank you. I've just documented that.
7. 2019-08-14 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #8007
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Thank you. I've just documented that.

   
   Thank you. I've just documented that.
8. 2019-08-14 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #8008
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by mmQ Are these joints the size of a toe nail?

   
   No, they were average sized joints, like I said😁. Definitely not pinners. Or you could just buy a joint off someone for a dollar.🤑
9. 2019-08-14 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #8009
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   SWIM literally made your mother make him a panini afterwards and then refused to eat it because the grill marks were horizontal not vertical
10. 2019-08-14 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #8010
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I got weed today
    called slut face stinky vag kush
    from your moms bedroom

    
    Glad you managed to roll your wheelchair to the 7/11, hotwheels.
11. 2019-08-14 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #8011
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo SWIM literally sold 5 lbs of not too bad outdoor tn for 3850 which is a little over 750 a P which is under 2 bucks a G

    
    Just so people know for reference, this guy was ass raped in prison and actually admitted to giving handjobs for cigarettes.
12. 2019-08-14 at 3 AM UTC

    #8012
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Just so people know for reference, this guy was ass raped in prison and actually admitted to giving handjobs for cigarettes.

    
    4 cringes
    
    first post was 3
13. 2019-08-14 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #8013
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo 4 cringes
    
    first post was 3

    
    ^ Cringing because his anus still stings from being violated by Sambo.
14. 2019-08-14 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #8014
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke ^ Cringing because his anus still stings from being violated by Sambo.

    
    
    You've never seen a nigger til you've seen big black sambo
15. 2019-08-14 at 4:54 AM UTC

    #8015
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo You've never seen a nigger til you've seen big black sambo

    
    Uhhhhhhh
16. 2019-08-14 at 5 AM UTC

    #8016
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    took 1200mg of bundy with 128mg of cpm, 5grams~ guaf, Crouton, gabapentin, and weed to celebrate getting jib
17. 2019-08-14 at 5:02 AM UTC

    #8017
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 took 1200mg of bundy with 128mg of cpm, 5grams~ guaf, Crouton, gabapentin, and weed to celebrate getting jib

    
    Why the fuck can't you buy DX.M only products like a regular teenage retard? You obviously know what you're doing at this point so why are you doing the stupid?
18. 2019-08-14 at 5:48 AM UTC

    #8018
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by G4LM Why the fuck can't you buy DX.M only products like a regular teenage retard? You obviously know what you're doing at this point so why are you doing the stupid?

    
    it was cheap like 2$, cpm enhances bundy, and they were out of kofjelz
19. 2019-08-14 at 7:20 AM UTC

    #8019
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2019-08-14 at 9:14 AM UTC

    #8020
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    I am stuck in da numbercourse..