The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-13 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #7941
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Florida medical blows ass in every dimension.
   
   I already had a medical card, but I didn't bother renewing it, which you have to do (and pay $100) every 100 days.
   
   It is literally like a prescription, you only get to purchase a limited amount at a time, on a schedule, and sometimes in a set potency range.
   
   The product supply chain is nepotistically controlled statewide and their shit is weak and expensive as fuck. I have a dispensary pretty close to my house and they had $20 grams of 5-8% THC bud LOL. I walked out.

   
   Nigger no
2. 2019-08-13 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #7942
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ooOOoooooo, she done dropped a HARD R on yo' ass
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   GET SERVED DICK SON
3. 2019-08-13 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #7943
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo "you can't prove I'm pathetic because its the internet"
   
   no matter how many times you change your username this is extremely apparant

   
   Mmmm nope, you can't prove shit because you made it up.
   
   I never said anything remotely resembling the premise you started from.
   
   The fact that you are still writing fan fiction about me is a testament to how buttmad you still are that I got you demodded on Zoklet.
   
   Let it go kid, years have passed. You lost.
4. 2019-08-13 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #7944
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala Nigger no

   
   You're an uncomfortable person.
5. 2019-08-13 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #7945
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Paki Chad on a roll today
6. 2019-08-13 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #7946
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano I got 60mg propanolol ER, what does it do whose taken it, joe has but he wont tell me

   
   I've taken it and I'm not telling you either
7. 2019-08-13 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #7947
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
   • G4LM, 
   • Rear Naked Joke
8. 2019-08-13 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #7948
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Only the strong will survive.
9. 2019-08-13 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #7949
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   Now I can buy SPICE
   
   

   Originally posted by G4LM Paki Chad on a roll today

   
   Do you have any awareness of how much you suck
10. 2019-08-13 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #7950
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Now I can buy SPICE

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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2019-08-13 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #7951
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    A couple of RCMP officers stopped at Sandy Bay First Nation and talked to an old Indian standing on the road.
    He told the old Indian, "I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."
    The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed with his lips to the location.
    
    The RCMP officer verbally exploded & said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"
    Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge & proudly displayed it to the old Indian.
    "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want, whenever I want................on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?"
    
    The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business. Moments later he heard loud - fearful screams; he looked up & saw the RCMP officer running for his life, being chased by a Bull Bison. With every step the Bull Bison was gaining ground on the officer & it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
    
    The old Indian threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the fence & yelled at the top of his lungs......"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop, 
    • Sudo
12. 2019-08-13 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #7952
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke You're an uncomfortable person.

    
    
    
    You’re a nigger
    
    Who doesn’t know how to buy weed
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    • Sudo
13. 2019-08-13 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #7953
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Candyflipping tomorrow. Anyone have personal experience doing so?
14. 2019-08-13 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #7954
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala You’re a nigger
    
    Who doesn’t know how to buy weed

    
    You're an uncomfortable person who is wrong on two counts.
15. 2019-08-13 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #7955
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’m pretty comfortable and I have weed.
16. 2019-08-13 at 7:47 PM UTC

    #7956
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala I’m pretty comfortable

    
    You are an uncomfortable person and also a narcissistic moron who doesn't understand that it refers to how you make others around you feel, not yourself.
    
    

    and I have weed.

    
    So do I.
17. 2019-08-13 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #7957
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke You are an uncomfortable person and also a narcissistic moron who doesn't understand that it refers to how you make others around you feel, not yourself.

    
    Oh you mean I made YOU uncomfortable? Lol
    
    Do you need a tissue?
18. 2019-08-13 at 7:53 PM UTC

    #7958
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Anyone who says you're a loser for buying drugs online has never shopped for drugs online. It's the best fucking thing ever. Doubt anyone has a local dealer with literally hundreds of options and substances.
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2019-08-13 at 7:53 PM UTC

    #7959
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Oh you mean I made YOU uncomfortable? Lol
    
    Do you need a tissue?

    
    You make me uncomfortable like a fly: you are annoying and you are literally a worthless distraction who brings nothing to the discussion.
    
    I don't need a tissue to keep swatting you though, thanks for offering.
20. 2019-08-13 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #7960
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by G4LM Anyone who says you're a loser for buying drugs online has never shopped for drugs online. It's the best fucking thing ever. Doubt anyone has a local dealer with literally hundreds of options and substances.

    
    You can't logic someone out of a position they butthurt themselves into.