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  2. G4LM African Astronaut
    Run out of options?
  3. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Run out of run out ofs?
  4. Fuck your avatar so much
  5. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I would
  6. Originally posted by DietPiano getting desperate how am I supposed to not self medicate when they dont help me I cry in pain

    Order carfentanil off the deep web and use it for pain control.
  7. God, fucking doctors are all brainwashed now into thinking that any amount of any opiod for any length of time for any reason is evil and unacceptable. "You WILL get addicted to tramadol even if you only take it once in a while. Tramadol is really only useful after surgery."

    Jesus fuck, tramadol is NEVER useful after surgery (besides maybe dental). Anything weaker than hydrocodone post surgery is inappropriate.
  8. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano God, fucking doctors are all brainwashed now into thinking that any amount of any opiod for any length of time for any reason is evil and unacceptable. "You WILL get addicted to tramadol even if you only take it once in a while. Tramadol is really only useful after surgery."

    Jesus fuck, tramadol is NEVER useful after surgery (besides maybe dental). Anything weaker than hydrocodone post surgery is inappropriate.

    Crie harder
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    hey look its captain falcon with another unnecessary pun. Let me suggest a few more names for you

    mutually exclueless

    centrifical forks

    once you go black you never go pakistan
  10. G4LM African Astronaut
    English is your first language and you still don't know what a pun is? Stick to opiates you fucking junkie
  11. They aren't willing or able to comprehend that yes, when you are bleeding out you will need stitches to fix the root of the problem, however in the mean time you need some goddamn bandages.

    They aren't willing to give me any effective pain relieving medication when I tell them I'm at 10 out 10 pain (becoming meaningless measure now) and helpless and desperate. I haven't told them that I cry sometimes and think about self medicating with dope, although I don't think saying the latter will benefit me. Opioids are the only thing that have helped acute pain, but I just need more preventative medicine and can bleed out until I say fuck it I guess.
  12. Also my migraines are soley caused by my ADD and my neuropathy isn't worth talking about and I just need to get some acupuncture and massage therapy and guanfacine and stimulants, which I have already taken lol and I will be all better.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano They aren't willing or able to comprehend that yes, when you are bleeding out you will need stitches to fix the root of the problem, however in the mean time you need some goddamn bandages.

    They aren't willing to give me any effective pain relieving medication when I tell them I'm at 10 out 10 pain (becoming meaningless measure now) and helpless and desperate. I haven't told them that I cry sometimes and think about self medicating with dope, although I don't think saying the latter will benefit me. Opioids are the only thing that have helped acute pain, but I just need more preventative medicine and can bleed out until I say fuck it I guess.

    what is causing pain? just migraines?
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    i am thinking of trying acupunture
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    rear naked piledriver
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost i am thinking of trying acupunture

    make sure the place you go to has an autoclave and sanitises their needles properly
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    there is a chinese herb shop next door that does acupunture maybe I will phone them and ask, but that seems rude.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The answer is reflexology. All the nerves for every part of your body are in the soles of your feet. Massaging and stimulating those areas on a regular basis heals a multitude of issues.



  19. G4LM African Astronaut
    Chinese medicine is a fraud
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by G4LM Chinese medicine is a fraud

    No, it actually works very well. Kinda painful in some areas of the foot while getting the treatment, but it definitely works.

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