The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-10 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #7821
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Slice 2 limes with an equatorial cut then reassemble them with each others' halves

   
   Put whole limes in a Vitamix then turn it into liquid and make popsicles with it.
2. 2019-08-10 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #7822
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice Put whole limes in a Vitamix then turn it into liquid and make popsicles with it.

   
   2oildnt it be bitter with the peel.
   
   Just rind it?
3. 2019-08-10 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #7823
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator 2oildnt it be bitter with the peel.
   
   Just rind it?

   
   I believe if you bake them they lose the bitterness. People used to eat candied lime/lemon peel before we started making fruit candy from god knows what
4. 2019-08-10 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #7824
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G4LM I believe if you bake them they lose the bitterness. People used to eat candied lime/lemon peel before we started making fruit candy from god knows what

   
   O sweet how long and what temp
5. 2019-08-10 at 8 PM UTC

   #7825
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator O sweet how long and what temp

   
   I've never made it myself. Have been wanting to ever since watching this though. Let me know if you ever decide to try it
   
   
6. 2019-08-10 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #7826
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   why tf would you eat lime peel instead of lime? the peels is not for eatings
7. 2019-08-10 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #7827
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano why tf would you eat lime peel instead of lime? the peels is not for eatings

   
   Because its delicious and people back then used what they had. Why else?
8. 2019-08-10 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #7828
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah, people also used pitchforks and ate crickets BACK THEN because if they didn't eat the shits and livers... then they got the shits and skivvers and died.
   
   Fascinating how the 1st world beta mens always thinking there's age old mysticism to be found in the 3rd world desperation devices.
9. 2019-08-10 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #7829
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, people also used pitchforks and ate crickets BACK THEN because if they didn't eat the shits and livers… then they got the shits and skivvers and died.
   
   Fascinating how the 1st world beta mens always thinking there's age old mysticism to be found in the 3rd world desperation devices.

   
   You're fucking dumb.
10. 2019-08-10 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #7830
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano why tf would you eat lime peel instead of lime? the peels is not for eatings

    
    ITS SO GOOD
11. 2019-08-10 at 10:59 PM UTC

    #7831
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by G4LM I've never made it myself. Have been wanting to ever since watching this though. Let me know if you ever decide to try it
    
    

    
    I'll try soon
12. 2019-08-11 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #7832
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    like yeah, cool totally trippy, I saw some nice light hitting everywhere I looked and a couch looked alive but can I get an 80 piece right quick bro?
13. 2019-08-11 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #7833
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I went all day without eating and told my gf off for doing something really stupid that didn't really affect me in any way other than I told her not to do it and what I said was going to happen happened so I got extremely angry and made her think I wasn't angry so she would meet me and I could become furious at her then storm off then used that as an excuse to flirt with a girl who's smarter but less attractive than her then I broke down and ate some pasta and smoked some DMT and stared at the map of the world while I ignored my phones going off, then we listened to music and smoked some weed then I drove around the neighborhood I grew up in all dazed before getting a bunch more food and driving home. I feel kinda empty. Smoking the DMT from a crack stem mostly made me think of crack and how much I'd rather be smoking crack
    
    like yeah, cool totally trippy, I saw some nice light hitting everywhere I looked and a couch looked alive but can I get an 80 piece right quick bro?

    
    You seriously sound like a TERRIBLE boyfriend. Although i appreciate reading the brutal honesty of your posts.
    
    Is your gf equally as shitty? More? Does she deserve the way you treat her?
14. 2019-08-11 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #7834
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by G4LM You seriously sound like a TERRIBLE boyfriend. Although i appreciate reading the brutal honesty of your posts.
    
    Is your gf equally as shitty? More? Does she deserve the way you treat her?

    I cannot go into the dynamics of our relationship
15. 2019-08-11 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #7835
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo while I cannot go into the dynamics of our relationship as that would take far too long and its nunyabidniz I will say that no, the worst things I can say about her is she's young (20) and has a very poor attitude given her upbringing (defence mechanism), isn't particularly intelligent but is completely uneducated (once again due to her upbringing), she smokes a pack of cigarettes every day which is kinda gross but she doesn't really do anything bad at all. There is a bad side to her for sure and she knows she fucked up today with something so I had to hammer it home because that's what she needs. I don't mean to come down on her like her father but I'm pretty much the best person to ever come into her life and without me she would almost certainly be stripping to support her and her son. I just feel the need to really reinforce things into her because of her attitude as a defence mechanism and she's really used to pushing people away and not listening to them.

    
    You sound like every controlling partner ever.
16. 2019-08-11 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #7836
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano why tf would you eat lime peel instead of lime? the peels is not for eatings

    
    I eat kiwis with the skin still on and eat the whole apple including the core and seeds and stem. My palate isn't bitch made.
17. 2019-08-11 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #7837
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by G4LM You seriously sound like a TERRIBLE boyfriend. Although i appreciate reading the brutal honesty of your posts.
    
    Is your gf equally as shitty? More? Does she deserve the way you treat her?

    
    Women go crazy for that shit. The more abusive and abrasive the better.
18. 2019-08-11 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #7838
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Solstice I eat kiwis with the skin still on and eat the whole apple including the core and seeds and stem. My palate isn't bitch made.

    
    That’s how I eat an apple, except for the stem part. I’ve never been a picky eater.
19. 2019-08-11 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #7839
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    What are the seeds like? I can't eat apples at the moment or I'd bite into one and try
20. 2019-08-11 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #7840
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by G4LM You sound like every controlling partner ever.

    
    I'm not controlling at all, just the opposite. You don't know what you're talking about because you're a fat gay mexican and no one loves fat gay mexicans. I bet you considered getting a morissy tattoo before