The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-09 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #7801
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala Nigga you gone die

   
   Stfu dont freak em out
2. 2019-08-09 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #7802
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ooo i was as so maed
3. 2019-08-10 at 12:26 AM UTC

   #7803
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Shut the fuck up
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • G4LM
4. 2019-08-10 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #7804
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala Nigga you gone die

   
   Not eating all the oil at once, it's 120 ml. Waiting on my specialty brownie pan from Amazon tomorrow then I'm going to put 60 ml worth in a batch of Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate. Might put the other 30 ml in capsules for my mom's arthritis. I'd make her a topical salve but I need high CBD weed for that to be truly effective.
5. 2019-08-10 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #7805
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You can also mix coconut oil with cocoa powder and a liquid sweetener like agave or maple syrup to make your own infused chocolate which you can then pour in molds or parchment or whatever.
   
   I'm going to become the king of edibles.
6. 2019-08-10 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #7806
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Not eating all the oil at once, it's 120 ml. Waiting on my specialty brownie pan from Amazon tomorrow then I'm going to put 60 ml worth in a batch of Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate. Might put the other 30 ml in capsules for my mom's arthritis. I'd make her a topical salve but I need high CBD weed for that to be truly effective.

   
   Ohhh nice
   
   Nigga you not gone die
7. 2019-08-10 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #7807
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Solstice This is what all Turkish men look like
   
   

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • G4LM, 
   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2019-08-10 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #7808
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   be ashamed of yourself
9. 2019-08-10 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #7809
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Just walked home in the dark and clucked at some teenagers for lulz
   
   They did not react
   
   Am i a crazy person?
10. 2019-08-10 at 8:39 AM UTC

    #7810
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Had a nightmare where my brother was trying to suffocate me with styrofoam
11. 2019-08-10 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #7811
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano Had a nightmare where my brother was trying to suffocate me with styrofoam

    
    Judo chop it
12. 2019-08-10 at 9:04 AM UTC

    #7812
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    NnnnnnnnnneEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee neeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
13. 2019-08-10 at 10:22 AM UTC

    #7813
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    I can't say shit about that, us Italians get just as hairy. The reason so many Italian men wear gold chains is so we can tell where to stop shaving.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Common De-mominator
14. 2019-08-10 at 10:26 AM UTC

    #7814
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Mongolians have it best
    
    Quality beard genes
    
    No body hair
    
    Superior non stinky sweat
    
    Grey dry earwax
15. 2019-08-10 at 10:47 AM UTC

    #7815
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by G4LM Mongolians have it best
    
    Quality beard genes
    
    No body hair
    
    Superior non stinky sweat
    
    Grey dry earwax

    
    youre a worthless spice analog with biological parents who want you to suffer and wish you were dead on a daily basis
16. 2019-08-10 at 10:55 AM UTC

    #7816
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 youre a worthless spice analog with biological parents who want you to suffer and wish you were dead on a daily basis

    
    Lol someone's projecting. My parents love me and tell me so every day.
17. 2019-08-10 at 11:24 AM UTC

    #7817
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice I can't say shit about that, us Italians get just as hairy. The reason so many Italian men wear gold chains is so we can tell where to stop shaving.

    
    Lol that's hilarious, like a shave stencil
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
18. 2019-08-10 at 12:25 PM UTC

    #7818
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Slice 2 limes with an equatorial cut then reassemble them with each others' halves
19. 2019-08-10 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #7819
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Gdamnit
    
    There was guy at the door who got kicked out knock at the door after I took 3 big vape hits to buzz.
    
    Puts sweatoants on accidnetally knocking bunch of shit over
    
    Stumble to the door
    
    You ok?
    
    Yeah i just took 3 vape hits for a buzz, im fine
    
    
    (((Please dont tell brain)))
    
    
    
    
    :(
20. 2019-08-10 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #7820
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If this old lady I work with doesn't stomp yawning and complaining about being tired I'm going to stuff a Vyvanse in her mouth like I give medicine to cats.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • G4LM