when you take a rip off a bong and 30 seconds later work calls

1. 2019-07-29 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #81
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Solstice Yeah, that's all you've got, retard. Pick apart what you want, the fact is you're either misinformed or genuinely stupid as fuck and based on how you interact with and respond to others I'm going to wager the second one, you useless old fuck.

   
   Sure thing kid
2. 2019-08-06 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #82
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny feels bad man

   
   I used to smoke before I went to work.
3. 2019-08-10 at 2:17 AM UTC

   #83
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Thotgirl I used to smoke before I went to work.

   
   I smoke at work with my boss multiple times a week. It's par for the course in most industries now.
   
   If I didn't get high before work I wouldn't perform as well.
4. 2019-08-10 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #84
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   I smoke marijuana during the job and blow it into my customers' faces. I extinguish the roach on their eyeballs.
5. 2019-08-10 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I snort coke off my attractive customers' asses
6. 2019-08-10 at 5:23 PM UTC

   #86
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I went to get a coffee across the street once and had just lit up a J, and I look back and the senior operations manager is also walking over for a coffee as well. Whoops. So I put out the joint and kept walking, but he overtakes me and starts walking beside me and says, "Mmmm.. I wish I could get high at work, too." I'm like, huh? And he just smiles and keeps walking ahead of me, so I turned off and went to the park instead to finish my J. Never got fired. Real cool cat.
7. 2019-08-10 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny I snort coke off my attractive customers' asses

   
   This is why you have a 4 star rating, I snort ketsmine off all my customers' tits and asses regardless of attractiveness.