If you don't call in to stand up with your cam off and rip bongs while everyone is giving updates you're doing agile wrong. Is this your first job or something?
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Originally posted by Lanny
feels bad man
Ya it does. One time I ate way to much hash oil that I made and woke up at 5am sweating and my pulse was racing. Stoned as a fuck and I had to be at work at 7:30. That whole day sucked.
Originally posted by Lanny
No, I was just working from home and didn't think anyone was going to bother me today, but then something came up and I had to talk to people.
I started an IT job recently and we mostly deal with problems though "heat tickets" submitted online, but every time I sneak a hit off my pen in the bathroom suddenly everyone has to call and be walked through the issue. Lifes a bitch like that.
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I am not knocking you pot head losers at all, lol. I used to smoke all the time. I had to quit for a job for a while but then I took a hit one time and my heart was racing and pounding and I was HIGH AS FUCK! I thought I was going to die. Anyone know why?
Originally posted by apric0t
I started an IT job recently and we mostly deal with problems though "heat tickets" submitted online, but every time I sneak a hit off my pen in the bathroom suddenly everyone has to call and be walked through the issue. Lifes a bitch like that.
If you're working at a place where you coworkers care if you smoke weed, you need to find a new place to work. I guess being high at work is kinda unprofessional but I mostly work remotely and am generally a bimbo anyway so I don't think anyone notices.
Plus I'm a principal architect and they have to do what I say anyway.
I used to be on holidays and they'd call me requesting/pressuring me to come back in. I'm like, do you know the actual meaning of holidays? The whole point of holidays is to lose you fuckers for a couple of weeks, and deliberately so, not to get calls from you or discuss coming back in. Then I'd go round and round in a circular argument with the lapdog making the call, and I'd end up having to come in. Finally, I put in an official complaint with upper management, and was told it was a "grey area". FUCK your grey area. Now, I just don't answer the phone when they call. They got the message eventually: fuck you.
I just have kind of reached a silent agreement with everyone. I'm more or less always on low key call, but they only bother me when I'm technically off duty if everything is on fire and in that case they don't care if I'm high . I fix it for them and they look the other way when I'm napping in my office or obviously hung over.
