2019-08-10 at 5:55 AM UTC
I smoke marijuana during the job and blow it into my customers' faces. I extinguish the roach on their eyeballs.
2019-08-10 at 4:16 PM UTC
I snort coke off my attractive customers' asses
2019-08-10 at 5:23 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I went to get a coffee across the street once and had just lit up a J, and I look back and the senior operations manager is also walking over for a coffee as well. Whoops. So I put out the joint and kept walking, but he overtakes me and starts walking beside me and says, "Mmmm.. I wish I could get high at work, too." I'm like, huh? And he just smiles and keeps walking ahead of me, so I turned off and went to the park instead to finish my J. Never got fired. Real cool cat.