when you take a rip off a bong and 30 seconds later work calls

1. 2019-07-10 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #21
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Fuck, I will pass the piss test but we just got bought out. They will find out real quick they don't need me. And that's fine, I just wish I knew when.
2. 2019-07-14 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #22
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Lanny feels bad man

   
   Sucks to be you? I've smoked with my boss before. He's given me weed before for doing extra work for him.
3. 2019-07-15 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet Sucks to be you? I've smoked with my boss before. He's given me weed before for doing extra work for him.

   
   I generally insist my employer pay me in currency, which as it happens, can be exchanged for weed.
4. 2019-07-15 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Lanny feels bad man

   
   Amateur, I used to rip in my office after work called.
5. 2019-07-15 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #25
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i blow smoke at the bosses face and put the weed blunt out on his bare chest
6. 2019-07-15 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah, I know you were supposed to be fixing DietYellow but decided to get drunk and high instead.
   
   
   Seriously, can you at least map out the problem for me so I can try to fix it myself?
7. 2019-07-15 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #27
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   i miss smoking weed. but im better off without it.
8. 2019-07-15 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by L41n I just have kind of reached a silent agreement with everyone. I'm more or less always on low key call, but they only bother me when I'm technically off duty if everything is on fire and in that case they don't care if I'm high . I fix it for them and they look the other way when I'm napping in my office or obviously hung over.

   
   Sounds like a good arrangement.
9. 2019-07-18 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   this just happened to me
10. 2019-07-18 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Ghost this just happened to me

    
    Too bad you don't have a bus pass to get there
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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11. 2019-07-19 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #31
    Shrooms Houston
    You need to tell them you're baked grow a pair
12. 2019-07-19 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #32
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Lanny I generally insist my employer pay me in currency, which as it happens, can be exchanged for weed.

    
    Like on the side shit. Helping put his boat cover on, or helping put a radio in his car. That kinda thing. If he manages to get me to do extra WORK WORK I get $100 cash and a $50 gas card.
13. 2019-07-19 at 2:18 AM UTC

    #33
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I like to get paid in good weed. Saves me the time and trouble of buying it.
14. 2019-07-19 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I like to get paid in good weed. Saves me the time and trouble of buying it.

    
    Youu said u don du drugs
15. 2019-07-19 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #35
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Youu said u don du drugs

    
    ^^^drunk post but I know what you meant.
16. 2019-07-19 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Erekshun ^^^drunk post but I know what you meant.

    
    Nah It was on purpose... Satire...
17. 2019-07-19 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Youu said u don du drugs

    
    Marijuana isn't a drug.
18. 2019-07-19 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Marijuana isn't a drug.

    
    Hmm, funny I thought we had that discussion once, Oh well maybe it was someone else.
19. 2019-07-19 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Marijuana isn't a drug.

    
    yeah, neither is Crouton, opium, coca, mescaline, datura
20. 2019-07-19 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #40
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    lol OP is a wage slave