The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-09 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #7741
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   The judge is chris hansen and they hold court in the scat eater's home on live television
2. 2019-08-09 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #7742
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   on the third offence their butthole gets stitched shut so they can no longer manufacture their criminal tools
3. 2019-08-09 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #7743
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by G4LM Did you miss the twinkie picture in this thread a few pages back?
   
   Highly recommended you dont search for it. It's completely legal though.

   
   Yeah. Oops. I personally DO like shit. Real fake, illegal or legal, I enjoy it. Not touching it. Not seeing it even. Just the thought of it.
4. 2019-08-09 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #7744
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra there needs to be a legal system set up to deal exclusively with scat enthusiasts. like how there's law & order and law & order svu (rape hour).
   
   
   also you probably could, depends on how 'public decency' laws are worded I guess

   
   There should be a legal system set up for scat UNENTHUSIASTS where you're punished for not liking shit.
5. 2019-08-09 at 3:34 AM UTC

   #7745
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Yeah. Oops. I personally DO like shit. Real fake, illegal or legal, I enjoy it. Not touching it. Not seeing it even. Just the thought of it.

   
   Oh god not again please stop masturbating
6. 2019-08-09 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #7746
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   there already is, it's called the workforce
   
   "don't like literal shit? you get to wade through METAPHORICAL SHIT"
7. 2019-08-09 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #7747
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   ALDRA DO NOT ENGAGE
8. 2019-08-09 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #7748
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   poop is love
9. 2019-08-09 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #7749
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by G4LM Oh god not again please stop masturbating
   
   
   

   Originally posted by G4LM Oh god not again please stop masturbating

   
   Your hot ass. My hot open mouth. A long two foot piece of shit slowly erupting from your butthole, into my shit eating grin. I use my tongue to swish it around and make sure it all fits in my mouth at once. You finish and turn back to me and beg me to make out with you before I swallow your shit. I comply.

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10. 2019-08-09 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #7750
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're getting the CHAIR
11. 2019-08-09 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #7751
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra you're getting the CHAIR

    
    that's what it's called. THE CHAIR. sit on my chair face and have your way with me
12. 2019-08-09 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #7752
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Who needs enemas with friends like these?
13. 2019-08-09 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #7753
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I typed "slowly erupting" I was wondering if anyone other than me would think that was a weird two words but I guess not.
14. 2019-08-09 at 4:08 AM UTC

    #7754
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ When I typed "slowly erupting" I was wondering if anyone other than me would think that was a weird two words but I guess not.

    
    I was more focused on 'shit eating grin'
15. 2019-08-09 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #7755
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by G4LM I was more focused on 'shit eating grin'

    
    😘
16. 2019-08-09 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #7756
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm so high I thought aldras Garfield avatar was muffins/countblah from zoklet. The fucking cat that said omw to fuk ur bitch
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17. 2019-08-09 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #7757
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Garfield is a really good name but it would be cringe to name your new orange cat Garfield so you have to name it Garbfield or Garfeild or whatever
18. 2019-08-09 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #7758
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    when you watch your friend on the toilet while eating a slice of pizza
    
    
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    • mmQ
19. 2019-08-09 at 5:13 AM UTC

    #7759
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Titanium-TC4-Ti-Pocket-Straight-Handle-Scalpel-outdoor-EDC-Mini-Utility-Knife/293098232769?hash=item443e041bc1:m:m-YkYQpBgRjcJb-ODICLjCQ
    
    I want one of these but don't want to order from overseas
    
    
20. 2019-08-09 at 5:16 AM UTC

    #7760
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Titanium-TC4-Ti-Pocket-Straight-Handle-Scalpel-outdoor-EDC-Mini-Utility-Knife/293098232769?hash=item443e041bc1:m:m-YkYQpBgRjcJb-ODICLjCQ
    
    I want one of these but don't want to order from overseas
    
    

    
    Order it from under them then.
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    • The Self Taught Man