The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-09 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #7721
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mmQ Bevause they taste good.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ Bevause they taste good.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ Bevause they taste good.

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   • G4LM
2. 2019-08-09 at 1:10 AM UTC

   #7722
   Randy Yung Blood
   You gonna finish those tots?
3. 2019-08-09 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #7723
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fries are better 10 out of 10 times
4. 2019-08-09 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #7724
   Randy Yung Blood
   Theres a burger spot close to here that has brussel sprouts as a side.
5. 2019-08-09 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #7725
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   One time in 5th grade this kid had a pocket full of tater tots that he pocketed after lunch and I kicked his pocket and he challenged me to a fight after school and I accepted it but when the time came I had my friend Jake fight him instead and I just stood there watching but nobody seemed to care that I wasnt in the fight.
6. 2019-08-09 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #7726
   Randy Yung Blood
   Sometimes ill go for the onion rings if they look extra greasy.
7. 2019-08-09 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #7727
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I put chicken nuggies in my pocket in middle school and pulled it out of my hot art teacher's ear and she made fun of me after that.
8. 2019-08-09 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #7728
   Randy Yung Blood
   She obviously wanted that nugget... Maybe the whole chicken finger.
9. 2019-08-09 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #7729
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by DietPiano I put chicken nuggies in my pocket in middle school and pulled it out of my hot art teacher's ear and she made fun of me after that.

   
   Do you remember his name ?
10. 2019-08-09 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #7730
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Im a really slow peeer
11. 2019-08-09 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #7731
    Randy Yung Blood
    My gaping pisser can pass gallons per second without a sputter. Get at me nigs.
12. 2019-08-09 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #7732
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You just pretended you already knew it all.

    
    How so?
13. 2019-08-09 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #7733
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wanna ask tech the same question as aldra.. Does your family ever read stuff on our website?
    
    I know you're mad at me but to be fair I was stretching the truth quite a bit to appear like an edgy reaction seeker. Better explanation coming up soon
14. 2019-08-09 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #7734
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SHIT ON MY FACE
    
    -EDGY REACTION SEEKER MAN
    
    But. Butt.
    
    So some people are addicted to liking feces. Are they bad people ? Or is everyone else bad for not liking shit ? How the hell can we know what is right and wrong ?
    
    I have to pee.
15. 2019-08-09 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #7735
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ So some people are addicted to liking feces. Are they bad people?
    I have to pee.

    
    yes
    
    scat should be more illegal than opiates
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16. 2019-08-09 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #7736
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra yes
    
    scat should be more illegal than opiates

    
    Party pooper
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    • mmQ
17. 2019-08-09 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #7737
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra yes
    
    scat should be more illegal than opiates

    
    More illegal? If something is illegal I think that's as far is it goes. How can something be more illegal than something else ?
    
    Also is "scat" actually even illegal? Can I walk down the street eating a piece of my own shit ?
18. 2019-08-09 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #7738
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by G4LM Party pooper

    
    go directly to jail
19. 2019-08-09 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #7739
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ More illegal? If something is illegal I think that's as far is it goes. How can something be more illegal than something else ?
    
    Also is "scat" actually even illegal? Can I walk down the street eating a piece of my own shit ?

    
    Did you miss the twinkie picture in this thread a few pages back?
    
    Highly recommended you dont search for it. It's completely legal though.
20. 2019-08-09 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #7740
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ More illegal? If something is illegal I think that's as far is it goes. How can something be more illegal than something else ?
    
    Also is "scat" actually even illegal? Can I walk down the street eating a piece of my own shit ?

    
    there needs to be a legal system set up to deal exclusively with scat enthusiasts. like how there's law & order and law & order svu (rape hour).
    
    
    also you probably could, depends on how 'public decency' laws are worded I guess