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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We used to have this 4-way blotter back in the '70's called Black Death. One quarter hit and you're seeing major hallucinations. I took a whole one, and almost didn't survive. People say you can't die from acid, but 4 hits of Black Death and it's definitely touch and go.
  2. Originally posted by -SpectraL We used to have this 4-way blotter back in the '70's called Black Death. One quarter hit and you're seeing major hallucinations. I took a whole one, and almost didn't survive. People say you can't die from acid, but 4 hits of Black Death and it's definitely touch and go.

    You're so full of shit your eyes are brown
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement You're so full of shit your eyes are brown

    Join Date 2019-03-24
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man also to OP:

    One time I took one hit of LSd called "thousand hands of Shiva" and had a 24 hour intense trip where I couldn't even walk or speak and I forgot who I was, hallucinations overtook everything and I haven't felt the same since. Turns out I was one of hundreds that tripped this hard and some people took massive doses higher than me and were violently freaking out.

    The LSD was laid improperly so it was really strong, best shit I ever had in my life.


  5. Make them into a triangle
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Read up on gangstalking

    I just texted you
  7. Originally posted by -SpectraL We used to have this 4-way blotter back in the '70's called Black Death. One quarter hit and you're seeing major hallucinations. I took a whole one, and almost didn't survive. People say you can't die from acid, but 4 hits of Black Death and it's definitely touch and go.

    That reminds me of this weed that was going around when I was a kid that was called Bubonic and a couple of the neighborhood kids died smoking it even though it was just THC and CBD. I know they say you can't die off THC but you don't understand how good that weed was.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice That reminds me of this weed that was going around when I was a kid that was called Bubonic and a couple of the neighborhood kids died smoking it even though it was just THC and CBD. I know they say you can't die off THC but you don't understand how good that weed was.

    That didn't scare me.
  9. Octavian motherfucker


    Nice pollen J after work loiiike!
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Nice pollen J after work loiiike!

    What's with the Norman Bates anyway ?
  11. the FAFSA kills a whole day
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to give handjobs under the Queensboro Bridge for $5 a man.
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Lol I'm hanging out with this kid I know and he drank one beer, few vape hits and like 1 bowl, then basically had a mini seizure. He spazzed out, arms went flying, head went flying back, legs buckled, thank goodness he was sitting down. He's still collecting himself. WTF.

    I had to jam my fingers in his mouth so he wouldn't swallow his tongue, then he clenched hard as a FUCK and bit down, I had to yank my index out and it scraped off a good bit of the top skin layer.

    Kid was literally bragging about all the partying he did. One beer and some weed dude?
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I used to give handjobs under the Queensboro Bridge for $5 a man.

    Jerk off punks*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lol I'm hanging out with this kid I know and he drank one beer, few vape hits and like 1 bowl, then basically had a mini seizure. He spazzed out, arms went flying, head went flying back, legs buckled, thank goodness he was sitting down. He's still collecting himself. WTF.

    I had to jam my fingers in his mouth so he wouldn't swallow his tongue, then he clenched hard as a FUCK and bit down, I had to yank my index out and it scraped off a good bit of the top skin layer.

    Kid was literally bragging about all the partying he did. One beer and some weed dude?

    How old is he, how do you know him, and why are you hanging out with an inflatable flailing arm tube man?
  16. you cant spit out your tongue
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano you cant spit out your tongue

    Hold my tongue
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ How old is he, how do you know him, and why are you hanging out with an inflatable flailing arm tube man?

    21, we play Mario Kart
  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I legit think the kid mighta had a grand mal seizure.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator 21, we play Mario Kart

    I bet you pick Waluigi

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