The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-07 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #7641
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   We used to have this 4-way blotter back in the '70's called Black Death. One quarter hit and you're seeing major hallucinations. I took a whole one, and almost didn't survive. People say you can't die from acid, but 4 hits of Black Death and it's definitely touch and go.
2. 2019-08-07 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #7642
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

   Originally posted by -SpectraL We used to have this 4-way blotter back in the '70's called Black Death. One quarter hit and you're seeing major hallucinations. I took a whole one, and almost didn't survive. People say you can't die from acid, but 4 hits of Black Death and it's definitely touch and go.

   
   You're so full of shit your eyes are brown
3. 2019-08-07 at 2:45 PM UTC

   #7643
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement You're so full of shit your eyes are brown

   
   Join Date 2019-03-24
4. 2019-08-07 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #7644
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man also to OP:
   
   One time I took one hit of LSd called "thousand hands of Shiva" and had a 24 hour intense trip where I couldn't even walk or speak and I forgot who I was, hallucinations overtook everything and I haven't felt the same since. Turns out I was one of hundreds that tripped this hard and some people took massive doses higher than me and were violently freaking out.
   
   The LSD was laid improperly so it was really strong, best shit I ever had in my life.
   
   

   
   
5. 2019-08-07 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #7645
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Make them into a triangle
6. 2019-08-07 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #7646
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Read up on gangstalking

   
   I just texted you
7. 2019-08-07 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #7647
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL We used to have this 4-way blotter back in the '70's called Black Death. One quarter hit and you're seeing major hallucinations. I took a whole one, and almost didn't survive. People say you can't die from acid, but 4 hits of Black Death and it's definitely touch and go.

   
   That reminds me of this weed that was going around when I was a kid that was called Bubonic and a couple of the neighborhood kids died smoking it even though it was just THC and CBD. I know they say you can't die off THC but you don't understand how good that weed was.
8. 2019-08-07 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #7648
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Solstice That reminds me of this weed that was going around when I was a kid that was called Bubonic and a couple of the neighborhood kids died smoking it even though it was just THC and CBD. I know they say you can't die off THC but you don't understand how good that weed was.

   
   That didn't scare me.
9. 2019-08-07 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #7649
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   
   
   Nice pollen J after work loiiike!
10. 2019-08-07 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #7650
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian
    
    Nice pollen J after work loiiike!

    
    What's with the Norman Bates anyway ?
11. 2019-08-07 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #7651
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    the FAFSA kills a whole day
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • G4LM
12. 2019-08-07 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #7652
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to give handjobs under the Queensboro Bridge for $5 a man.
13. 2019-08-07 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #7653
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Lol I'm hanging out with this kid I know and he drank one beer, few vape hits and like 1 bowl, then basically had a mini seizure. He spazzed out, arms went flying, head went flying back, legs buckled, thank goodness he was sitting down. He's still collecting himself. WTF.
    
    I had to jam my fingers in his mouth so he wouldn't swallow his tongue, then he clenched hard as a FUCK and bit down, I had to yank my index out and it scraped off a good bit of the top skin layer.
    
    Kid was literally bragging about all the partying he did. One beer and some weed dude?
14. 2019-08-07 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #7654
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I used to give handjobs under the Queensboro Bridge for $5 a man.

    
    Jerk off punks*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
15. 2019-08-07 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #7655
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lol I'm hanging out with this kid I know and he drank one beer, few vape hits and like 1 bowl, then basically had a mini seizure. He spazzed out, arms went flying, head went flying back, legs buckled, thank goodness he was sitting down. He's still collecting himself. WTF.
    
    I had to jam my fingers in his mouth so he wouldn't swallow his tongue, then he clenched hard as a FUCK and bit down, I had to yank my index out and it scraped off a good bit of the top skin layer.
    
    Kid was literally bragging about all the partying he did. One beer and some weed dude?

    
    How old is he, how do you know him, and why are you hanging out with an inflatable flailing arm tube man?
16. 2019-08-07 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #7656
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you cant spit out your tongue
17. 2019-08-07 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #7657
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DietPiano you cant spit out your tongue

    
    Hold my tongue
18. 2019-08-07 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #7658
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ How old is he, how do you know him, and why are you hanging out with an inflatable flailing arm tube man?

    
    21, we play Mario Kart
19. 2019-08-07 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #7659
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I legit think the kid mighta had a grand mal seizure.
20. 2019-08-07 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #7660
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator 21, we play Mario Kart

    
    I bet you pick Waluigi