The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-04 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #7461
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Idiot, conspiracy involves more than one person.

   
   Lol no. Did you just look up the definition on google? Any step or agreement to commit a crime is conspiracy. Most commonly its multiple people because until recently nobody has been stupid enough to make a manifesto. Many solo would be terrorists get charged with conspiracy.
2. 2019-08-04 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #7462
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G4LM You'd get charged with conspiracy as if you were going to do it.

   
   Just be careful to make it look like a mistake, like you are a racist but you got mixed up with a violent racist.
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   • G4LM
3. 2019-08-04 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #7463
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   
4. 2019-08-04 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #7464
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by G4LM Lol no. Did you just look up the definition on google? Any step or agreement to commit a crime is conspiracy. Most commonly its multiple people because until recently nobody has been stupid enough to make a manifesto. Many solo would be terrorists get charged with conspiracy.

   
   ^I'm just going to walk away from this pile of stupid.
5. 2019-08-04 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #7465
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Just be careful to make it look like a mistake, like you are a racist but you got mixed up with a violent racist.

   
   Oh no!
6. 2019-08-04 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #7466
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Go over it with annotations so it's twice as long and denounce yourself like if you talked about blowing up a church add; "That would be very destructive and evil, look at how society has affected my thinking in such a negative way whoa"
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   • G4LM, 
   • Common De-mominator, 
   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2019-08-04 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #7467
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   EXTRA SUGAR EXTRA SALT
   
   EXTRA OIL AND MSGGGGGGGGGGG
8. 2019-08-04 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #7468
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   
   
   
   binders of women for Big Bird
9. 2019-08-04 at 10:03 PM UTC

   #7469
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Heavy salad...
10. 2019-08-04 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #7470
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    So Wednesday I saw some girl "about a dog", she asks for me to get out the car and help her unscrew a wine cork out the bottle.
    
    "Oh that old one!"
    
    
    
    
    
    *3 grams of high strength later…*
11. 2019-08-04 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #7471
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm miserable because I'm in a relationship and my gf knows it. I woke up today and blamed her for my back hurting then called her names because she smoked a cigarette
12. 2019-08-04 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #7472
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    3 fucking grams? Yeah, thats gotta be low as fuck strength
13. 2019-08-04 at 10:31 PM UTC

    #7473
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by DietPiano 3 fucking grams? Yeah, thats gotta be low as fuck strength

    
    Sorry there was no "brown crack" available; just high strength Cali.
    
    
14. 2019-08-04 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #7474
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I'm miserable because I'm in a relationship and my gf knows it. I woke up today and blamed her for my back hurting then called her names because she smoked a cigarette

    
    Dump her?
15. 2019-08-04 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #7475
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    hydro should have shot you
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    • The Self Taught Man, 
    • Ghost
16. 2019-08-05 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #7476
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 hydro should have shot you

    
    Your dad should've worn a condom
17. 2019-08-05 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #7477
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ya, but sploo dads' cock so powerful the cummies overflow from condom into gina
18. 2019-08-05 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #7478
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano Ya, but sploo dads' cock so powerful the cummies overflow from condom into gina

    
    Speaking from experience?
19. 2019-08-05 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #7479
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ya
20. 2019-08-05 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #7480
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm sick of talking about drugs but I took a 2 or 3 day break from lamictal and didn't notice anything, but then I got increased to 300mg and I took it in one dose to see what would happen and it feels "odd" in a neutral way, but I finally felt what it does, which is straighten me out and reduce paranoia and let me do what I do without stupid thoughts or fidgeting around both physically and in my head throughout the day.
    
    I wonder if lithium would be better, but it is kinda toxic and interacts with everything, and now that I think about it there's no way I could take it without it causing me harm due to all the meds I take.