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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I used to rarely eat breakfast, even while incarcerated but now that I have some stability in my life I make huge mounts of food every morning then smoke weed and take pills and go about my day more productively. I dunno why no one ever told me to do this everyday
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G4LM I think you underestimate yourself. How would spirits interact with you or change how you behave? You gotta at least give crecedence to the idea that believing in these things makes you stronger in itself. Even if we assume God is real, I think its a coping mechanism that helps people through life. I mean where do you get the idea your dad can give you power and that you dont have this capability? Not trying to be abrasive just curious.
    In a way I actually agree with this.

    If that which you seek you find not within you never will it be found.
  3. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I used to rarely eat breakfast, even while incarcerated but now that I have some stability in my life I make huge mounts of food every morning then smoke weed and take pills and go about my day more productively. I dunno why no one ever told me to do this everyday

    What food do you eat? I always stick to stuff like fruit and plain yogurt for breakfast. I have no appetite for a heavy breakfast.
  4. Originally posted by Sudo I used to rarely eat breakfast, even while incarcerated but now that I have some stability in my life I make huge mounts of food every morning then smoke weed and take pills and go about my day more productively. I dunno why no one ever told me to do this everyday

    One my time uncle said "The older I get, the more breakfast I need", and that's been incredibly true for me. Breakfast is my biggest and best meal, I never skip it. Skipping breakfast sounds like a surefire way to a shitty (and unwholesome) day.
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by DietPiano One my time uncle said "The older I get, the more breakfast I need", and that's been the incredibly true for me. Breakfast is my biggest and best meal, I never skip it. Skipping breakfast sounds like a surefire way to a shitty (and unwholesome) day.

    I love the whole bacon, eggs, potatoes, toast and coffee deal in the morning. My favorite meal of the day.
  6. I got some kelloggs rasian bran with banana chips in it and the whole cereal and milk taste like dried banana and it sucks.

    I eat raisin bran a lot because its delicious and a great source of much needed fiber, but the name brand only has half as much because they load it with twice the sugar. Generic only food
  7. G4LM African Astronaut
    These are terribly unhealthy breakfasts.

    Although I just had nachos for breakfast so...
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I will buy eggs, and scramble them on the morrow.
  9. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I will buy eggs, and scramble them on the morrow.

    Scrambling is for weaklings who can't handle real eggs

    Over easy on top of hash browns or fucking kill yourself.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by G4LM Scrambling is for weaklings who can't handle real eggs

    Over easy on top of hash browns or fucking kill yourself.

    I will hang myself, on the morrow.
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by G4LM What food do you eat? I always stick to stuff like fruit and plain yogurt for breakfast. I have no appetite for a heavy breakfast.

    I usually eat 3 scrambled eggs made with milk, cheese and basil hash browns and/or waffles, usually 1 all beef hot dog or a small piece of steak with at least 2 kinds of berry, usually straw, rasp or blue. I will usually have this with orange juice and sometimes tea with beef geletin infused. Then I will usually smoke weed and take a low dose of an opiate after. Waking up and praying has really helped me refocus my mind too. If I'm angry for seemingly no reason people who know me will be like "dawg go pray or something...are you hungry?" and it feels so much better to have a discernible reason for your entropy and anger
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G4LM These are terribly unhealthy breakfasts.

    Although I just had nachos for breakfast so…

    I have eaten like that for almost 6 decades. I have had a complete physical with blood and the whole nine every year for the last ten. Every year they say the same thing. On paper I am in perfect health. All my levels of good shit are good and all the bad shit is all low like ya want it to be. So fuck what anyone thinks something is healthy or unhealthy for anyone but themselves when it comes to diet.
  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have eaten like that for almost 6 decades. I have had a complete physical with blood and the whole nine every year for the last ten. Every year they say the same thing. On paper I am in perfect health. All my levels of good shit are good and all the bad shit is all low like ya want it to be. So fuck what anyone thinks something is healthy or unhealthy for anyone but themselves when it comes to diet.

    That's what they keep telling me but my body tells me on the inside that I'm in imminently horrid health
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Food has so many toxic poisons in them today, you would be best to only have one meal a day, to limit your cumulative intake of deadly and neurotoxic substances.
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  15. Originally posted by -SpectraL Food has so many toxic poisons in them today, you would be best to only have one meal a day, to limit your cumulative intake of deadly and neurotoxic substances.

    What do you eat big boy
  16. Originally posted by DietPiano What do you eat big boy

    Air. Fire. Water. I eat it all kid, and I don't get sick like you.
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano What do you eat big boy

    Wild bear, wild lion, wild alligator, wild tiger, wild rhino..
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  19. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wild bear, wild lion, wild alligator, wild tiger, wild rhino..

    Let us take a minute to think of the practicality of eating exclusively wild bear, lion, alligstor, tiger, and rhino.

    SpectraL is Canadian so it'd probably be mostly bear, which is fairly expensive and also super gamey and not very tender.

    alliGAYtor is also pretty tough, expensive, and not very good. Basically a shittier catfish. And probably not super common in Canada but its the only other animal he eats that even lives on this continent.

    No doubt at his age all the bear meat would be giving him heart and kidney problems. Plus imagine how goddamn smelly his sweats and shits are. He'd be spending a significant portion of his meager wages on bear meat, and a lot of time seeking it out. Eating out or going on vacation would be a hassle, because you can only go where bear meat is served. Rhino, tiger, and lion may be on the menu, but that doesn't mean its available or cheap.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by G4LM Let us take a minute to think of the practicality of eating exclusively wild bear, lion, alligstor, tiger, and rhino.

    SpectraL is Canadian so it'd probably be mostly bear, which is fairly expensive and also super gamey and not very tender.

    alliGAYtor is also pretty tough, expensive, and not very good. Basically a shittier catfish. And probably not super common in Canada but its the only other animal he eats that even lives on this continent.

    No doubt at his age all the bear meat would be giving him heart and kidney problems. Plus imagine how goddamn smelly his sweats and shits are. He'd be spending a significant portion of his meager wages on bear meat, and a lot of time seeking it out. Eating out or going on vacation would be a hassle, because you can only go where bear meat is served. Rhino, tiger, and lion may be on the menu, but that doesn't mean its available or cheap.

    Wow. I've never been analyzed quite like this. I think I like it.

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