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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Foxy Strawberry.

    Sounds like a stage name you'd give a little CP starlet.
  2. Hydromorphone how have you been, sweetie?


    Also, I say that as a joke to myself because for some reason on xanax all my social media posts had like "my dearies" and other literally faggot shit on there and I kinda blackballed myself in front of everyone for absolutely no reason
  3. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie You shitting me bruh? I've never played Roblox and i know the sound. It's the sound your character makes when you die.

    Lol it must not have been very interesting because I dont remember it at all. Have only played a few times with some cute little family waifus.

    Next time they want me to teach them how to play Minecraft. I also cruely got them into Cuphead but we just spend most of the time walking around the overworld.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Cuphead is the absolute shit. I love it. Usually don't like boss run type games, but everything about that game is just perfect.

    Ahw yeah King Dice.

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  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm so happy we'll be in the 20's again soon. I will personally bring back this type of jazz and flapper girls and shit.
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  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    >me irl rn


  7. Originally posted by DietPiano Also, I say that as a joke to myself because for some reason on xanax all my social media posts had like "my dearies" and other literally faggot shit on there and I kinda blackballed myself in front of everyone for absolutely no reason

    pics?!?!
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Cuphead is the absolute shit. I love it. Usually don't like boss run type games, but everything about that game is just perfect.

    Ahw yeah King Dice.


    hints of cab calloway and clear southern blues influence. Not really flapper girl music but I'm psyked I found this
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo hints of cab calloway and clear southern blues influence. Not really flapper girl music but I'm psyked I found this

    Big Bad Voodoo Daddy is dope if you're into this type of music. Here's their rendition of Minnie the Moocher.

  10. G4LM African Astronaut
    Cuphead is the fucking best 2D platformer around imo. Animation and styoe is top notch. Music is great. Difficulty is punishing yet predictable enough that it doesn't feel unfair. You always know where and how you fucked up, and you learn the patterns and do it better next time.

    I can do the frog brothers and the potato farm bosses without getting hit. But fuck me if I'll ever beat that goddamn dragon. I quit the game a year ago because it takes a lot of work developing da skeelz.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    that's awesome people are still having these old jams influence them but that version is a little too polished for me and is doing too much. It would be phenomenal to see live but the auditory sensation is akin to a hollywood remake of a movie you liked and found endearing because of its time period as well and what it was at the time. Plus no one can compare to cabs big dick energy. Old rich racist white folks would travel across states to sneak into the cotton club for the chance to smell the sweat off cabs nuts. Also Minnie the Moocher> Ray Charles I got a woman
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo that's awesome people are still having these old jams influence them but that version is a little too polished for me and is doing too much. It would be phenomenal to see live but the auditory sensation is akin to a hollywood remake of a movie you liked and found endearing because of its time period as well and what it was at the time. Plus no one can compare to cabs big dick energy. Old rich racist white folks would travel across states to sneak into the cotton club for the chance to smell the sweat off cabs nuts. Also Minnie the Moocher> Ray Charles I got a woman

    I know it's not the same. But if this doesn't make your body move involuntarily in a way that approximates dancing than i don't know what will.



    I guess you could put some grain and noise over it if you really wanted to in some audio editor for the more authentic feel.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie I know it's not the same. But if this doesn't make your body move involuntarily in a way that approximates dancing than i don't know what will.



    I guess you could put some grain and noise over it if you really wanted to in some audio editor for the more authentic feel.

    feels hard. Thank you. I wish I was wearing a ruffled suit
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo feels hard. Thank you. I wish I was wearing a ruffled suit

    I wish we were listening to this live in New Orleans. Very drunk of course.
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie I'm so happy we'll be in the 20's again soon. I will personally bring back this type of jazz and flapper girls and shit.

    I think we're skipping the 20s and just going straight to the late 30s
  16. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I think we're skipping the 20s and just going straight to the late 30s

    Why you gotta make this depressing
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  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra I think we're skipping the 20s and just going straight to the late 30s

    Geo-politically speaking, yes probably.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra

    MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, says gallons so I assume somewhere in the US

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