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  1. Originally posted by Sophie That's three things SSRI's and antipsychotics don't provide.

    Antips do all 3. I love seroquel at bedtime, but I got tolerant to it again, and I'm at 100mg so raising it would start to introduce appreciable D2 antag which isn't ideal.

    Originally posted by Solstice Aren't you the person who gets high off Tramadol? I'd rather have a shitty 0.5 mg Ativan than that spastic excuse of an opioid.

    No, I take it for pain.

    Originally posted by G4LM Fuck you



    Originally posted by Sophie I can't comprehend how people can't enjoy opiates.

    Originally posted by Sudo I can as some folks brains are just wired towards stimulants, however

    I can't comprehend how people in pain don't enjoy painkillers

    Like the psychosomatic dopamine transfer between neurons doesn't tickle your balls and drape you in a velour suit of warmlovingfeelings

    sometimes opiates aren't what you need but when you're in pain they definitely are. I'll never understand how old people who are legitimately in pain can return their meds to the pharmacy every few months after having taken so few of them
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  3. My dad has acid reflux and I seem to be getting heartburn more and more. I've had minor problems with it since I was a kid.
  4. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano My dad has acid reflux and I seem to be getting heartburn more and more. I've had minor problems with it since I was a kid.

    Sucks 4 u hahahahhaa
  5. Your retarded.
  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I always thought Heartburn sounded like an amazing Mortal Kombat style finishing move, where you KALI MAA your hand into an enemy's chest and explode their heart out a hug hole in their back.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I always thought Heartburn sounded like an amazing Mortal Kombat style finishing move, where you KALI MAA your hand into an enemy's chest and explode their heart out a hug hole in their back.

    Still not over your teenage fascination with western culture I see.
  8. Originally posted by Common De-mominator I always thought Heartburn sounded like an amazing Mortal Kombat style finishing move, where you KALI MAA your hand into an enemy's chest and explode their heart out a hug hole in their back.

    I thought the same about "heartbleed"
  9. God bless the queen and Canada, got an international pack to me in 4 days including a weekend.
  10. Originally posted by Sophie Let's try figure this out
    Why am I sitting here scribbling shit that I'm thinking about?
    The ships long sailed for a quick little script litter picked dribble drips from the mouth
    Years of this tunneling down
    I've grown weak from the tunnels I've found
    It gets deep when the current surrounds, speech bubbles bleep bleeping aloud
    Deep in the breathing, evil seems to increase as the grease gets deeper
    Past lives dawn in the flytraps
    Caught in a wisecrack synapse touring the ether, either
    The morgues snatch more of your life than your mind thought live in the first place
    Or the cause of your mind's short shortage is prize to a death's door floor space
    See man makes music
    Man takes man made maps made lucid, man made that
    Hide the inventions and lasso the moon with the wires you're left with
    And tattoo these bars on your face just to prove that you're down with this mindless perspective
    But you'll never get out alive out of sight of land settlements drown the sky sediment down the pipes gone

    Washed up, bled dry
    Less bright

    Better luck next life…

    My personal favorite:

    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox I am bewildered by this cruel fate -
    clouding my judgement;
    To gather the seeds of life
    and the keys to it
    Another withered end,
    I kiss death's wings

    It's colder than before
    still the winters pass
    and springtime hastily took all it came for
    Often I stare at the clouds drifting by
    imagining you there -
    like formations of a dream adrift from me

    The moments are gone but I remain
    If i had wings I would
    leave these seasons behind -
    escaping this quiet shroud
    always haunting me
    I sleep now in the ashes blowing in the wind

    There is no greater sorrow
    than to recall happiness
    in times of misery

    And there you are -
    alone like me
    the mountain I must climb
    the lush garden I failed to nurture
    And when I had nothing to say
    I let it slip away

    I wonder who I was now,
    what was i supposed to do?
    Each day only shadows
    comfort me
    Each day I let it pass
    and then i die
    While dust fell from heavens fire…
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Casper is not dead. He is merely sleeping.
  12. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Casper is not dead. He is merely sleeping.

    I saw his atompsy repit he ded
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by G4LM I saw his atompsy repit he ded

    Soo.. you're saying Casper is a ghost?
  14. Nothing lasts forevermore
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    I fukken hate smoking cigs god damn
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Put your butts in a glass half filled with water. Let them stew in there for awhile. Then, whenever you feel like a smoke, smell the butts in the glass. Instant turnoff to smoking. If you still want one, drink a bit of the butt water; that will seal the deal.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL butt water

    If you live in a town that has water restrictions during the summer, or you just like the idea of being eco-friendly, you will be glad that you have this Butt Butt rainwater collection container to help keep your plants looking great. Features include: three different skin tones, a flat front, which will allow you to place it against a wall or shed, and it can also be attached to a downpipe with a rain diverter kit.

    And if your thirsty, why not get a drink straight from the tap? After all, what could be more pure and natural than rainwater collected and distributed through the anus of of a plastic human butt?

  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you live in a town that has water restrictions during the summer, or you just like the idea of being eco-friendly, you will be glad that you have this Butt Butt rainwater collection container to help keep your plants looking great. Features include: three different skin tones, a flat front, which will allow you to place it against a wall or shed, and it can also be attached to a downpipe with a rain diverter kit.

    And if your thirsty, why not get a drink straight from the tap? After all, what could be more pure and natural than rainwater collected and distributed through the anus of of a plastic human butt?


    If I was quitting smoking, I would fill one of those plastic butts with rainwater and then dump all my butts from my ashtrays in there, wait a day, and then stick my whole head in there for a full minute and hyperventilate every time I craved a cigarette. That would cure me of the urge instantly.
  19. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If I was quitting smoking, I would fill one of those plastic butts with rainwater and then dump all my butts from my ashtrays in there, wait a day, and then stick my whole head in there for a full minute and hyperventilate every time I craved a cigarette. That would cure me of the urge instantly.

    Instantly, ey?
  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Still not over your teenage fascination with western culture I see.

    Still not over your lifelong fascination with cock I see.

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