The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-07-29 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #7221
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If I was quitting smoking, I would fill one of those plastic butts with rainwater and then dump all my butts from my ashtrays in there, wait a day, and then stick my whole head in there for a full minute and hyperventilate every time I craved a cigarette. That would cure me of the urge instantly.

   
   I will buy you one if you ever quit smoking and swear to film what you described and post the footage.
2. 2019-07-29 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #7222
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I will buy you one if you ever quit smoking and swear to film what you described and post the footage.

   
   I have a bridge to sell u
3. 2019-07-29 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #7223
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   If you drink butt water, you will literally turn green. Smoking will be the last thing on your mind, at that point.
4. 2019-07-29 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #7224
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If you drink butt water, you will literally turn green. Smoking will be the last thing on your mind, at that point.

   
   It's true, look at the grass in the picture.
   
   
5. 2019-07-29 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #7225
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by DietPiano You haven't smelled turkey shit

   
   Yes, as a matter of fact, I have. I raised, and slaughtered turkeys on the farm. We also had peacocks, ducks, chickens (naked neck chickens are the best dual purpose chicken IMO), and geese.
   
   I still believe cat shit is the worst.
6. 2019-07-29 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #7226
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by hydromorphone I still believe cat shit is the worst.

   
   Especially when it's that leaky, watery, mustard-colored cat shit.
7. 2019-07-29 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #7227
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Yes, as a matter of fact, I have. I raised, and slaughtered turkeys on the farm. We also had peacocks, ducks, chickens (naked neck chickens are the best dual purpose chicken IMO), and geese.
   
   I still believe cat shit is the worst.

   
   Lol lies
8. 2019-07-29 at 9:07 PM UTC

   #7228
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Put your butts in a glass half filled with water. Let them stew in there for awhile. Then, whenever you feel like a smoke, smell the butts in the glass. Instant turnoff to smoking. If you still want one, drink a bit of the butt water; that will seal the deal.

   
   I don't even want to smoke them, I would rather vape but I can't always have it. Cigs are easier just need fire and money
9. 2019-07-29 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #7229
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Ghost I don't even want to smoke them, I would rather vape but I can't always have it. Cigs are easier just need fire and money

   
   the problem being you dont have any money
10. 2019-07-29 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #7230
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I bought cigs today and pizza, and iced tea
11. 2019-07-29 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #7231
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Ghost I bought cigs today and pizza, and iced tea

    
    how much you got left?
12. 2019-07-29 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #7232
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    $100 but we get paid Wednesday
13. 2019-07-29 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #7233
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    we?
14. 2019-07-29 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #7234
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I live with hts
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Grylls
15. 2019-07-29 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #7235
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    r u bangin?
16. 2019-07-29 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #7236
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you drink butt water, you will literally turn green. Smoking will be the last thing on your mind, at that point.

    
    Falsehood from the Den of Lies.
17. 2019-07-29 at 10 PM UTC

    #7237
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls r u bangin?

    
    I'm always down >:)
18. 2019-07-30 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #7238
    

    Ghost Black Hole
19. 2019-07-30 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #7239
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    
    
    I used to smoke tek every day and bump this now mac is dead and riff does ads for rehabs makes me realize how bad that shit is in the long run man
    
    im still gonna keep doing it though AYOOOO
20. 2019-07-30 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #7240
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    CRIPPIN