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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    DietSploo why do you have the medicine dick
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DietPiano 1. I'm not sploo

    2. If you can have sex on IV heroin and 8mg xanax, my hat's off to you and I hope you get all the sex you want. For me? It was simply not possible. Maybe with Viagra, but I didn't desire it anyway.

    1. so which one are you again?

    2. yeah ok, with the xannies defo, surprised you were awake, lol. just the smack tho i'd go all day.


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  3. i have my left wisdom tooth backed up behind my left eye and ive been almost breaking my neck trying to dislodge it from the deeper recesses of my skull and into my mouth

    the index finger on my left hand gets cramped into a curved position when i try to keep it erect while twisting my left arm 180 degrees and decompressing that nerve pulls at the same skin mass on the back of my skull that learning how to breathe does
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š i have my left wisdom tooth backed up behind my left eye and ive been almost breaking my neck trying to dislodge it from the deeper recesses of my skull and into my mouth

    the index finger on my left hand gets cramped into a curved position when i try to keep it erect while twisting my left arm 180 degrees and decompressing that nerve pulls at the same skin mass on the back of my skull that learning how to breathe does

    I had both mine out for free on the NHS. Would have cost about Β£50 had I been working at the time. Use pliers?
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Damn they featured my boy Eggman



  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost those losers snorted grams of fake cut shit every night and had nosebleeds and wasted all of it cooking on a spoon and smoking their fake crack paste bullshit

    this is what real crack looks like god damn

  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ghost this is what real crack looks like god damn


    holy shit that looks bad


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  8. Originally posted by NARCassist holy shit that looks bad


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    im a 9/10
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š im a 9/10

    i'm more 9/10 than you are


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  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist holy shit that looks bad


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    no way, those rocks are huge. Thats what you get when you cook it in large amounts
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ghost this is what real crack looks like god damn


    That's MD you fucking gimp


    Hahahahahahahahhaahagahahagaha


    ******FAIL******
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  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š i have my left wisdom tooth backed up behind my left eye and ive been almost breaking my neck trying to dislodge it from the deeper recesses of my skull and into my mouth

    the index finger on my left hand gets cramped into a curved position when i try to keep it erect while twisting my left arm 180 degrees and decompressing that nerve pulls at the same skin mass on the back of my skull that learning how to breathe does

    I knew a guy who actually died from that. Somehow, the infection got up into his brain and he died.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    How can your wisdom tooth be behind your eye, lolololololol

    It's the furthermost tooth at the back of your mouth.

  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian That's MD you fucking gimp


    Hahahahahahahahhaahagahahagaha


    ******FAIL******

    nigger it's crack

    all you people that think it looks low quality have never actually cooked crack before. It turns yellow, i don't know why but the BEST SHIT is brown/yellow

    if it's white that means the basification reaction has not fully reacted with the hydrochloride salt leaving cocaine hcl trapped in the crack rock matrix which is homosexual as fuck, fuck you
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    my avatar is the rarest lil debbie gif on the internet

    $20 USD worth of BTC to whoever can find where I got it
  16. Octavian motherfucker


    "Brown crack"
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    yeah if you ever cooked real crack before you would know this. Not brown more like a light tan/yellow and this happens with conc. ammonia and sodium carbonate which means it's not some kind of impurity, it's a sign of a full conversion to freebase.

    cocaine hcl is white, if your crack is white that means it was cooked wrong and you are wasting money, drugs and supporting retards that suck at cooking.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    No....just....no.


    No crack is brown. I can feel the cringe penetrating my soul.
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    have you ever made it before
  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Kek. Crack fight!
    What a cpl edgelords ☺️

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