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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-07-24 at 4:19 AM UTCThis was my first pubescent crush. She also had a crush on me, and would text me but would get too nervous to text back after I replied to her, and would put her legs on me during movies in band and say "You're CUUUUUUUUUUTE!" when I walked by at lunch, and would come up and hug me during track meets.
But one day at a track meet she was pulling the arms of this other girl who was also pulling her arms and said "*****, do you want to get in this!!?" And I was super shy and didn't know what to say besides "No" with a straight face, because I thought it would make me look like a creep if I didn't.
Then she looked really disappointed and kind of stopped pulling on the other girl. She and her sister were the only Mexicans in our school really. She was also like 85-90lbs and thought she was fat, which I liked.
Later she decided to move back to Texas with her sister (her parents didn't make her) instead of staying here with me because I didn't make a move and said the opposite of what I wanted to say. Then she got married and pooped like 2 or 3 babies to this army faggot; she's only a year younger than me.
She's the perfect fit for me but I BLEW IT like I always do. I miss her. -
2019-07-24 at 4:27 AM UTCWhen the edibles kick in
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2019-07-24 at 4:28 AM UTCOf course 8k gonna question those 14 unread message buttons
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2019-07-24 at 4:29 AM UTCchat head.
Craig head .The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-24 at 4:29 AM UTCi did 1g T-PAIN now my head hurts
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2019-07-24 at 4:30 AM UTC.
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2019-07-24 at 6:06 AM UTCLol, most I ever did was .65g FA and that gave me a seizure
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2019-07-24 at 6:42 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 6:43 AM UTCim just effortlessly neurotoxic af to interact with
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2019-07-24 at 7 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano This was my first pubescent crush. She also had a crush on me, and would text me but would get too nervous to text back after I replied to her, and would put her legs on me during movies in band and say "You're CUUUUUUUUUUTE!" when I walked by at lunch, and would come up and hug me during track meets.
But one day at a track meet she was pulling the arms of this other girl who was also pulling her arms and said "*****, do you want to get in this!!?" And I was super shy and didn't know what to say besides "No" with a straight face, because I thought it would make me look like a creep if I didn't.
Then she looked really disappointed and kind of stopped pulling on the other girl. She and her sister were the only Mexicans in our school really. She was also like 85-90lbs and thought she was fat, which I liked.
Later she decided to move back to Texas with her sister (her parents didn't make her) instead of staying here with me because I didn't make a move and said the opposite of what I wanted to say. Then she got married and pooped like 2 or 3 babies to this army faggot; she's only a year younger than me.
She's the perfect fit for me but I BLEW IT like I always do. I miss her.
Damn she's really pretty. You fucked up my nigga.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-24 at 7:13 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 10:55 AM UTCJill the jat
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2019-07-24 at 2:07 PM UTCHere's the little 17 year old virgin girl that wanted me to fuck her and be her boyfriend but I was on heroin and and xanax and knew I couldn't have sex so didn't make a move. You can't see from the picture, but she got the best type of booty there is. I was basically bald then and falling alseep standing up and she didn't mind, pls die OP?
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2019-07-24 at 2:46 PM UTCDid you finger blast her or eat her ass at least?
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2019-07-24 at 2:47 PM UTCFelt her up, made out with her.
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2019-07-24 at 2:52 PM UTCDidn't even rub her pussy through the underwear??
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2019-07-24 at 3:27 PM UTCi don't get it, why couldn't you have sex sploo?
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2019-07-24 at 4:17 PM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 4:27 PM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 4:32 PM UTCWhen I lived in a small town all the girls were stuck up bitches and I based "mythighslookslikethenightsky6969" off these women and even copied their Facebook posts
I was really horny and lonely though and it sucked so I had the idea to kill my sex drive with drugs
I don't know about you folx but after taking bundy my penis can't get hard so I would take large doses every day and lots of benzos and I spent a year like that
Then I did meth and watched lesbian fisting porn for 14 days straight without sleep.
