The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-07-22 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #6821
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   That would ruin my plan to escape the police though
   
   
2. 2019-07-22 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #6822
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Y'all niggas found Jesus yet?
3. 2019-07-22 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #6823
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Yes, he was a Trianglist all along
4. 2019-07-22 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #6824
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Ding ding ding, Astronomy alert everyone. This August be sure to look up at the sky if you find yourself outside in the wee hours of the night. Due to the Sun's orbit around the center of the Milky Way we are on our closest approach to Andromeda. Last time this happened was 150 million years ago. Andromeda will be so close in fact it will be bigger than the full moon on a clear night.
   
   You don't want to miss it, unless you have another 150 million years or so.
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   • Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter, 
   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2019-07-22 at 7 PM UTC

   #6825
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I can't even see the moon because of all the skyscrapers
6. 2019-07-22 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #6826
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Ghost I can't even see the moon because of all the skyscrapers

   
   The light pollution in the city will make it hard to see anyway. Take HTS on a romantic camping trip, or whatever you guys do. I'll be at the beach personally. Party in the evening star gaze at night. Sounds like a good time to me.
7. 2019-07-22 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #6827
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The atmospheric chemicals will cover most of that up. The weather events are already starting to ramp up.
8. 2019-07-22 at 7:40 PM UTC

   #6828
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Don't you hate it when a girl you like realizes you like her but you're not sure if she's to be trusted to not take advantage of that fact. Females, and their feminine wiles
9. 2019-07-22 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #6829
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Ghost Yes, he was a Trianglist all along

   
   Gimmick getting old mate...
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10. 2019-07-23 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #6830
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    yo when I was kid a real gangster didn't have a flashy car he rode a piece of shit that backfired so he had an excuse for loud sudden noises in the middle of the night
11. 2019-07-23 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #6831
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    yo when I was a kid a real gangster didn't have a flashy gun he carried a piece of shit that backfired so he had an excuse for his wife having her brains blown out in the middle of the night
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    • Ghost
12. 2019-07-23 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #6832
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    All spam on niggasin.space can have its origins traced back to this exchange
    
    

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Look at that action! zilll the zattex can suck three dicks at once!, thats 3 p[airs of ballls to juuggle… You're the greastest skinslap[[er ive ever seem ypiu ficokigm o3ee i23eccm4m pm ofwmpijm fmb pijmnvdxpif gji pojfpoifpkpork gg fgfgfdgfgrgfdgdgtgrrterttthghhghfgghfghgh
    
    

    
    

    Originally posted by infinityshock 3…2…1…annnd there he goes, full retard.

13. 2019-07-23 at 2:16 AM UTC

    #6833
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    NewTotse is better because InfinityShock is there, and he's actually back to being the true IS. Not STFU and PNS IS.
14. 2019-07-23 at 2:23 AM UTC

    #6834
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie The light pollution in the city will make it hard to see anyway. Take HTS on a romantic camping trip, or whatever you guys do. I'll be at the beach personally. Party in the evening star gaze at night. Sounds like a good time to me.

    
    When I lived on my parents farm, I use to stare up at the sky a lot, especially when I got home from work at midnight, and it's completely pitch black everywhere and completely silent, and it's just stars. It's cool.
    
    One of my friends was obsessed with Interstellar and used to listen to the soundtrack while stargazing. She's unwilling to stop being a sad girl though, so she's worthless.
15. 2019-07-23 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #6835
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost All spam on niggasin.space can have its origins traced back to this exchange

    
    i forgot how sexy crooked coathanger is
    
    trolling them to the point of releasing songs about it is the best thing ive ever done
16. 2019-07-23 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #6836
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
17. 2019-07-23 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #6837
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano NewTotse is better because InfinityShock is there, and he's actually back to being the true IS. Not STFU and PNS IS.

    
    interesting, I believe it. Finny is cool even though he is the reason I started spamming :3
18. 2019-07-23 at 6:23 AM UTC

    #6838
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by DietPiano NewTotse is better because InfinityShock is there, and he's actually back to being the true IS. Not STFU and PNS IS.

    
    He only started doing that here because of Lanny's immature/insecure antics. If it weren't for that, things would have been fine, and we'd still have a decent member.
19. 2019-07-23 at 6:30 AM UTC

    #6839
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    The only decent member Lanny cares about is the penis of homosexual men
20. 2019-07-23 at 6:31 AM UTC

    #6840
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Ghost The only decent member Lanny cares about is the penis of homosexual men

    
    The way he thinks he's soo good, too, talking like a black man and everything.