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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Cats are ingrate bastards that only show real affection when they want something, like whores.

    Well that's simply not true. Or if it is, "wanting something" can be very loosely defined. Little Chootie WANTED to be nuzzled and kissed and mini head butted a lot.
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Just buy now nitrile or latex gloves, they are like $1 for 5000000, I am kind of a germaphobe. Like I don't act like a bitch about it, but I have a very strong standard of personal hygiene. I wash my hands after touching doorknobs, even my own doorknobs.

    So scooping cat litter is anathema to me. Cleaning my own house, touching filthy surfaces and dusty shit is strongly unpleasant to me. I can override it, but it sucks.

    But latex and nitrile gloves make everything easy. You don't have to touch anything directly, you can get 2 layers of waterproof protection (latex first, then nitrile) for the grossest stuff, or just use one to scoop the litter. You don't even need to touch the litter or the box, one is enough to overcome the disgust mechanism.
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  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I still wash my hand with scalding water water and soap afterwards.
  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Just buy now nitrile or latex gloves, they are like $1 for 5000000, I am kind of a germaphobe. Like I don't act like a bitch about it, but I have a very strong standard of personal hygiene. I wash my hands after touching doorknobs, even my own doorknobs.

    So scooping cat litter is anathema to me. Cleaning my own house, touching filthy surfaces and dusty shit is strongly unpleasant to me. I can override it, but it sucks.

    But latex and nitrile gloves make everything easy. You don't have to touch anything directly, you can get 2 layers of waterproof protection (latex first, then nitrile) for the grossest stuff, or just use one to scoop the litter. You don't even need to touch the litter or the box, one is enough to overcome the disgust mechanism.

    That is honestly ridiculous. You're definitely a germaphobe.
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    I HAVE HEAT STROKE
  6. Originally posted by GGG That is honestly ridiculous. You're definitely a germaphobe.

    I hate to agree, but I agree. I'm kind of a germaphobe as well, but I almost never use gloves. I certainly would if I was going to put cream on §m£ÂgØL's anus though.

    Also, nitrile gloves are NOT $1 for 5000000, they are like $20 for a box of 200. They were so expensive that they stopped buying them at the nursing home and started buying the worthless vinyl ones instead that didn't fit and were worthless, but were like half the price.

    Also, powdered latex gloves are DA BOMB. Putting a catheter in is pretty easy as long as you don't care if you violate the ungodly restrictive laws of sterile gloving.
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  7. Originally posted by Common De-mominator I still wash my hand with scalding water water and soap afterwards.

    What kind of soap?
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    BURNING FLESH FEELS GOOD

    I LIKE SCALDING SHOWER WATER ON MY DICK AND BALLS, I LIKE ALKALINE SUDS IN BOILING WATER TO CLEAN DISHES

    AND I LIKE POURING HOT MELTED WAX ON MY DICK
  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I hate to agree, but I agree. I'm kind of a germaphobe as well, but I almost never use gloves. I certainly would if I was going to put cream on §m£ÂgØL's anus though.

    Also, nitrile gloves are NOT $1 for 5000000, they are like $20 for a box of 200. They were so expensive that they stopped buying them at the nursing home and started buying the worthless vinyl ones instead that didn't fit and were worthless, but were like half the price.

    Also, powdered latex gloves are DA BOMB. Putting a catheter in is pretty easy as long as you don't care if you violate the ungodly restrictive laws of sterile gloving.

    Oh. I use gloves for the dog. But changing cat litter you shouldn't even be touching the shit. Wiping your ass or touching your phone is far more disgusting.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I hate to agree, but I agree. I'm kind of a germaphobe as well, but I almost never use gloves. I certainly would if I was going to put cream on §m£ÂgØL's anus though.

    Also, nitrile gloves are NOT $1 for 5000000, they are like $20 for a box of 200. They were so expensive that they stopped buying them at the nursing home and started buying the worthless vinyl ones instead that didn't fit and were worthless, but were like half the price.

    Also, powdered latex gloves are DA BOMB. Putting a catheter in is pretty easy as long as you don't care if you violate the ungodly restrictive laws of sterile gloving.

    You're only killing yourself. By preventing your body's contact to germs, you are killing off your immune system, so when you do finally get infected, you will probably die of it.
  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Shut the fuck up
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by GGG Shut the fuck up

    *reported for being a one-trick pony
  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Reported for shut the fuck up
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    ONE TIME I CREATED A BIO WEAPON IN MY FRIDGE FROM OLD RICE. PRETTY SURE IT WAS A STRAIN OF ANTHRAX
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG That is honestly ridiculous. You're definitely a germaphobe.

    I guess but I can override it when I need to. It's not hard. Just unpleasant.
  16. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I clean my cat's litterbox then play with my phone and put food in my mouth with my bare hands after without thinking of it all the time and I never get sick. I'm not afraid of some fucking filth.
  17. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Can someone point me in the right direction for a reliable dnm
  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Solstice I clean my cat's litterbox then play with my phone and put food in my mouth with my bare hands after without thinking of it all the time and I never get sick. I'm not afraid of some fucking filth.

    I just eat my dog's shit directly off the ground. It's more environmentally friendly than using plastic bags to clean it up, and this way my hands don't get dirty.
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  19. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Can someone point me in the right direction for a reliable dnm

    Piano is the resident DNMaster

    I have the links but haven't bought from any of them yet
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by GGG I just eat my dog's shit directly off the ground. It's more environmentally friendly than using plastic bags to clean it up, and this way my hands don't get dirty.

    I just eat the whole dog.

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